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side-frog · 2 hours
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Polyamorous relationships are not for everyone. Monogamous relationships are not for everyone. Romantic relationships are not for everyone!!! We are all different people with different needs, maybe just stop trying to condense the human experience into a homogenous gray monolith!!! aaaaaaaa
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side-frog · 19 hours
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side-frog · 21 hours
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ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back
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side-frog · 23 hours
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i just had a dream that my parents had a crab and i went to feed him and my mom goes "we dont feed him until hes in his costume" and then 5 minutes later he's swimming around the tank in a vampire outfit
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side-frog · 2 days
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CUTE DATE IDEA: go to a medieval torture museum and tell each other which devices you would put each other in
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side-frog · 2 days
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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
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side-frog · 2 days
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side-frog · 3 days
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I think we should invent a new holiday that's kinda like Halloween, but it's specifically for crossdressing.
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side-frog · 5 days
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very controversial opinion here, but sometimes customer service workers are the problem 😶
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side-frog · 5 days
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“what have you been doing over quarantine?”
well, uh…
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side-frog · 5 days
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me buying dogshit wine at 7 eleven earlier
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side-frog · 5 days
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did you know that you can just go online and be nice to people? you can give people compliments and helpful advice when they ask? you can encourage people when they need a little cheering up? you can even share cute pictures! more people should use the internet like that.
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side-frog · 5 days
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i have never successfully articulated anything but i got very close, once
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side-frog · 6 days
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side-frog · 6 days
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Gotta hand it to my ex who I dated when I was a cis guy who sent me a post on National Ex-Girlfriend day and said "Congrats, you're my only one!" I got a good laugh out of that one
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side-frog · 9 days
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We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes
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