sideboob

[sideboob]

Your home for all Sideboob related news. Thanks, HuffPo!

[sideboob]

Welcome back, Scully! My, how we've missed you since the 90s.

[sideboob]

The people of the Bay Area have spoken. Behold: the Best Ass in San Francisco.

[sideboob]

popculturebrain:

TV Key Art: Sarah Michelle Gellar’s sexy new ‘Ringer’ ad | EW.com

James Hibberd at EW asks, “Ready to see two sides of Sarah Michelle Gellar?” Choice words. All I can see is side boob. 

Now there's something worth coming out of blog-hiatus for.

[sideboob]

"Chicken Soup for the Soul", though? What, Harry Potter was too intense for her? She had to step down to some lighter reading?

Hot pink sports bras FTW.

[sideboob]

Inject some of your personality into it. That’s why these blogs are as popular as they are. I’d say my biggest piece of unsolicited advice to new bloggers out there is to write. A lot. And avoid the sappy “this is the finest craftsmanship” style copy and work on developing your own voice. Work on producing original content-photos, articles, interviews. That way when you get popular and make lists like this, when people talk shit you can say “At least I was original.” Now let me get back to reblogging other people’s photographs of sideboob.

everything is going to be alright

  (via putthison)

[sideboob]

From Cosmopolitan: "Side Show: The fashion craze that's been popping out all over the red carpet? Side cleavage. Subtle but very, very attention-getting." Sideboob has been on something of an extended hiatus while we work on other projects, but we're going to go ahead and take credit for this.

[sideboob]

We here at Sideboob have been on something of a hiatus lately (namely due to some perceived cultural shark-jumping) but we agree completely with this analysis, so we'll let RealRealSoft take it away:

realrealsoft:

‘Machete’ Review

So much for the idea of saving the best for last: the nicest pair of boobs in Machete are seen within the first two minutes. In fact, it’s not just the boobs that are nice - it’s the whole (naked) lady. Though they’re a bit on the small side, the actress is like a younger, cuter Eva Mendes, so it makes up for it.

The next pair of boobs we see are that of Jessica Alba (or rather, a body double, probably), from a side view while she steams up in the shower. When you initially see them, you’ll get a flutter of “Oh my gawd! Jessica Alba’s boobs!” - because she’s notorious for never showing them, and even used a butt-double in her indie “The Sleeping Dictionary”. Then you realize they’re not hers. And there’s not even any nip. But still, it’s a nice scene, if you squint. But ONLY squint - if you blink, you’ll miss it.

Then, we are tricked once again. Not too give away too much of the plot, but Lindsay Lohan and the woman playing her mother end up in the backyard pool, naked. We see the mom’s boobs full on, and they’re okay - a 7 out of 10 - and Lindsay’s are still covered by water. Until Machete gets in. And then they replaced her with a body double! How do I know? Because the boobs were smaller, and had no freckles. FRECKLEGATE! Lame.

Anyway, later in the film, we actually do get to see Lindsay’s boobs, which are barely covered by her hair in the church scene. It’s not much, and anyway, I’ve seen them before. You can, too, here. 

Unfortunately, Michelle Rodriguez- who I am usually not a fan of but was pretty smoking hot in this movie- did not show any boob. There’s a nice scene at the end where she romps around in a black bra and leather pants, but she’s barely pushing a B cup, so it was like, meh. 

So, anyway, I hope you liked my review of Machete! 

[sideboob]

"Are they real? Or are they Reeboks?"

Kelly Brook. Playboy spread forthcoming. Commence jaw dropping countdown!

[sideboob]

(via february)

[sideboob]

by John John Jesse

via: Fecal Face

[sideboob]

Ever been turned on by a mannequin? You really ought to get out more.

(via)

[sideboob]

Broken Social Scene - "Sweetest Kill" teaser

See? Not all Viral Marketing is bad.

[sideboob]

Lindsey Vonn for Sports Illustrated. Rejected photo captions:

"Lindsey Vonn: breaking records, breaking hearts."

"Lindsey Vonn knows the way to Super G gold."

"Her skis are men's, but the curves are all lady."

"Vancouver? I hardly know her!"

[sideboob]

Kesha also had the opportunity to sing background for Paris Hilton’s single, ‘Nothing in This World’, which led to an incident later where she vomited in Hilton’s closet.

Kesha’s Wikipedia (via ladymisskate)

Just because.

[sideboob]

Dealbreaker: You wouldn't let me play my boner jams on Valentine's Day.

What do you mean, "can't you put on something romantic?" This shit is romantic. This is a rock song that sounds like a silverback gorilla doing an interpretive dance about sex. The kind of sex that makes one feel bad the next day, because maybe that other person wasn't that kinky normally and maybe you've got one of those weird hangovers where you don't get a headache, but you feel guilty for drinking.

See, I know what you did... you just wrote it off as a noise rock album. But don't you see? This album is basically the world's best musical greeting card. Like those little ones that open up and play a little 5 second jingle, but this one one didn't come from Hallmark. It came in a CD Jewel case. And a girl at the record store with a lot of safety pins in her jacket and a studded leather cuff helped me pick it out. Just look at that cover art! It's practically a handmade valentine from a sociopath. There's a big fucking, sloppy heart right there in the middle.

In fact, this album is about having a raging, sweaty relationship that: started with a drunken night out (Track 1: "Turn it Out") turned into an exclusive relationship (Track 3: "Going Steady"), burned hot and fast for the whole month of February (Track 6: "Black History Month") before hitting a wall (Track 8: "Cold War"). This prompts the guy in this relationship to state that he has needs dammit. Needs that need to be addressed. (Track 9: "You're a Woman, I'm a Machine") This leads to the eventual break up (Track 10: "Pull Out"). And finally, the epilogue (Track 11: "Sexy Results") where the guy picks himself up and heads out. Back on the prowl! If you play the album on repeat, then about the third time through, you see he eventually realizes that he's on this same cycle with every girl and finally decides to reconcile with his girlfriend so they start having lots of sex in his office.

And the last two minutes of the album are basically a cowbell solo, so if that doesn't convince you that it's a romantic album, I don't know what wi... Hey! Where are you going?

[sideboob]

Sometimes, when I wake up, today feels just like yesterday. And I know tomorrow won't be so different either.

On the bright side, Andie MacDowell magically remains incredibly attractive.