She/Her. Queen of Disaster. SpongeBob Stan. Welcome to my Hot Girl Summer.
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cant believe its been a year already
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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row
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wild and really disturbing how hard it is to get people to accept they dont ‘need’ to wear makeup to exist in public. like, you say that and the response will be “yeah! you dont need to have an hour long routine quick and sloppy makeup looks good too” and youre like, no, you actually dont need to wear it at all and the response is like “yeah! honestly all you need is foundation and eyeliner you dont need all that extra stuff” into infinity
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i am here for the other ppl’s rbs. they said it better than me🤷🏻

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Whoever created pineapple pizza has single handedly created endless amounts of arguments and essentially divided a society.
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In military, you start off being required to behave like a robot and as you climb up the military ranks you’ll eventually obtain the privilege of behaving and thinking like a human
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i’m never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women fantasise about being loved and treated kindly by men and men constantly make fun of this because they think it’s just that unrealistic that they could cherish women and that women are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing
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