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" when your dad would rather starve than just ask you to make him a plate. "
❝ SWEETIE , Y - YOU DON’T GET IT , do you ? this is a matter of honor . not that you’d understand honor , beth . ❞ he proceeds to pass the fuck out from what seems to be inebriation , starvation , or some sick combination of the two .
@bottleddcddyissues + unprompted . *
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in the aftermath, we are left with a girl who can not lift her wings from the floodwater.
no ones saw her appear in the gas station parking lot from the trailing edge of the veil of the hurricane. but we breathe our pink - grey breath for her. fill her blushing lungs.
our blessed virgin of the drowned, our 7 / 11 angel. every time we try to pray to god we say her name. — c.
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BRAT . *
she hated having to go over other people’s houses for dinner , it meant that she’d have to be told a million times to be on her best behavior and not to break anything. and more importantly ———–not to STEAL anything. as if that was gonna stop her. she didn’t enjoy having to listen to the adults talk , and the older teenager wasn’t that interesting to listen to either. neither of her siblings agreed to pretending to faint so they could go home early. so once again , louise soon realizes that she must amuse herself before dying of boredom. after complaining about her stomach hurting , she excuses herself to use the bathroom. except that’s not where she’s going. no , louise belcher had a better plan in store.
hopping out from down her chair , she initially finds her way to the bathroom , only to avoid suspicion by both her family and the smith’s. looking through the drawers and whatnot for a while before flushing the toilet. she had peeked back into the dining room once more to make sure the coast was clear. making her way to what she believed to be the garage. and BINGO ! opening the door , she meets a scene she hadn’t expected. eyes focused on the man at the desk before they subconsciously wander around the room. a look of amazement completely taking over her face.
❝ whoa ! ❞
she clearly had heard the old man , clear as day. yet the little girl finds herself walking into the garage completely , without permission. ignoring his question. quickly walking over to the shelves of junk. a thousands ideas bubbling in her mind as to what she could do with all this stuff. how much money she could potentially make by selling it.
HER ABILITY TO IGNORE HIM ? it’s stunning . so stunning , in fact , that he just stares for a few beats , taken aback by the girl’s boldness . ( in fact , rick almost looks impressed . not that he lets it linger on his face for any longer than a moment . ) ❝ hey --------------- ❞ there’s a clink as the flask is hastily placed on his worktable , & he stands up , ready to take back anything she might grab ; because that’s what kids do , right ? ❝ --------------- hands off ! that’s dangerous . ❞
UGH , THIS IS A NUISANCE . rick slips between the small intruder & his shelves , as if he’s trying to shield his belongings from some sort of impact . ❝ d --- didn’t beth make meatloaf tonight ? go on , go eat that meatloaf . shoo . ❞ he sounds bitter , & it’s either because this little kid is in his garage , or because he knows he won’t get any of that meatloaf . ❝ i don’t have time for this . . . woah , wh --- what are you doing ? ❞
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SORRY . *
La primera cosa she had learned when she arrived in the Land of the Dead that while many things were muy diferente from life there were just as many things which were the same. Death could be unpredictable, it could have it’s slow days and it’s busy ones, sorpresas that were wanted and unwanted. Seeing Héctor only an hour after her arrival all those years ago had been an unwanted surprise. As had the stretching máquina breaking today.
Yet, at least there was something comforting in this surprise. It was the same problemas she faced in life, the same work she enjoyed, the same challenges she would overcome, the samefamilia beside her, making shoes and making jokes. And at least she did not get as tired as she could in life. Not physically. But mentally…after all the events of today, she had felt exhausted.
Imelda took herself away for a private walk, time by herself, alone with her thoughts, taking a book in her hand to read when she reached the bench that was her preferred quiet place. Except when she got there, someone was already there. Someone not from her part of the Land of the Remembered, not from the Land of the Dead at all.
“Ay hoy de todos los días” She exclaimed as marched over, determined to take her place back, “What are you doing? Take tu lío somewhere else. Lejos de mi asiento”
MORTY JUMPS AT HER VOICE , sitting up straighter & letting her scold him for a second before he leaps out of the bench . thanks to his small size , & the strange height of the bench’s arm , it looks like he’s hiding behind it . ( maybe he actually is . ) ❝ oh , i --- i --- i’m sorry , i was just --------------- ❞ waiting for his grandfather , who told him to stay right here .
AS TERRIFIED AS HE SEEMS , & is , it isn’t really because of the fact he’s communicating with a skeleton lady . mostly , the teen is just mortified by her tone . good thing he’s not an asshole like rick .
❝ I HAD NO IDEA THAT . . . th --- that this was your seat , really ! ❞
#i couldn't remember if this was specifically for rick or morty so i just... used morty#lmk if you prefer rick !#🖍️ morty : in character. 🔎#🖍️ morty : thread. 🔎#matriarcarivera
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he thinks his daughter should go to an aa meeting or something ? @bottleddcddyissues
#okay okay that was insane :/ thank you :/ i'm gonna go to bed now#i'll try to get to our thread(s?) tmr if i can!#THATS A GOOD COMEBACK THOUGH BETH IM SHAKING ...#🧠 misc : saved. 🖍️#bottleddcddyissues
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he thinks his daughter should go to an aa meeting or something ? @bottleddcddyissues
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HE USUALLY ATTENDS FAMILY MEALS , as surprising as that may be , but the key word there is family . rick hates it when other people come over , he hates it on so many levels . first & foremost , he finds most social connections pretty stupid . then , there’s the whole invasion of his space going on . . . not to mention how nobody pays attention to him until the house is free of guests . ( & god knows he never gets an introduction , because he’s that relative . who wants to introduce their friends to that relative ? )
AN ENTIRE OTHER FAMILY EATS , right alongside his own , but rick has been in the garage the entire time . he hasn’t seen one person’s face , & he doesn’t plan on it . his back is to the door , & he’s hunched over something very small that needs to be tinkered with --------------- rick is so focused , he almost misses the sound of the door opening . almost . but rick sanchez never misses anything .
RICK DOESN’T EVEN INTRODUCE HIMSELF . doesn’t even wave . heaving a loud sigh , he gently puts down what he’s working on & swivels his chair around , so he can face the small entrance . after giving the intruder a quick once --- over , rick huffs , ❝ y --- you looking for the bathroom ? ❞ the question is punctuated by a short drink from his flask . clearly , he’s grumpy .
@guiltycharge . *
#shit i really sped this up... they call me.... lightning-fingers#⚗️ rick : in character. 🧠#⚗️ rick : thread. 🧠#guiltycharge
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❝ the point of drinking isn't to ENJOY IT. the point of drinking is to SUFFER. so that you know when the GOOD TIMES ARE. :/ ❞

“ DRINKING IS THE ONLY GOOD TIME I HAVE, DAD ! “
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#sorry i don’t hate myseLF AS MUCH DAD ;;
❝ whatever BETH, at least i have good taste :/ ❞ rick doesn't like wine :/

“ good taste ? MY ASS.
drinking alcohol shouldn’t taste like a punishment ! “
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❝ SWEETIE , I - I’VE BEEN DRINKING SINCE . . . ❞ rick seems to lose his train of thought , so he throws back his head for another swig of hennessy , as if that is gonna clear it . remarkably , his method works ( or , more likely , he decided on something else to say ) & he manages to continue . ❝ --------------- since before you were born . shit , i’ve been drinking since i was m --- morty’s age . ❞ is that an exaggeration ? beth may never know . also , he might not be entirely sure how old his grandson is .
ALCOHOLISM RUNS IN THE FAMILY , & for more reasons than one . you can only pray for beth’s children . not that rick prays . he does belch , then add , ❝ y --- y --- you really think you’re a better drinker than me ? ❞ or , a worse drinker . it’s all about your perspective .
@bottleddcddyissues . *
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WELL MY GREAT GRAND - DAD HE DIED OF CANCER , from smoking too many cigarettes — but i must confess that he did quite profess to being the coolest motherfucker i ever met ! that’s ’cause smoking makes you cool , & smoking makes you rule — so just light up a smoke & you’ll never go broke , & you’ll be the most popular kid in school ! 🚬 🚬
the coolest kid in school.
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❝ HE ISN’T A BAD GUY or anything like that . . . ❞ morty doesn’t sound too sure about those words , even though they’re from his own mouth . ❝ . . . b --- but he isn’t a good person all of the time , is what i’m saying . ❞ or much of the time , for that matter .
@necrobrat . *
#q .#morty: i almost died five times this week but it's ok u know? haha yeah it's all cool#🖍️ morty : in character. 🔎#🖍️ morty : thread. 🔎#necrobrat
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DR . SANCHEZ .
“WELL, if your Rick is content with NASA, I’d like to meet him.” She smiles. “Mine wasn’t quite as enthused by my career choice.” It’s heartening to know, at least from what Morty is say- ing, that another dimension’s Rick is somewhat negotiable.
“Maybe it was a product of the time, but he didn’t love that I gave into the MAN so easily.” A shrug. “I have a feeling, though, it wasn’t just because it was the SEVENTIES.”
❝ YEAH , THAT SOUNDS LIKE RICK , ❞ the teen admits , but he sounds more thoughtful than anything else . ❝ i like to think he’s always prouder than he wants to be . . . ❞ morty frowns . that was kind of pathetic . ❝ i --- i guess i’m just being dumb , though . ❞
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ELEANORE .
“I think this is my last shirt without puke on it.” Her voice is HOARSE with EXHAUSTION, and she slides onto her husband’s lap, eyes only halfway open. “Are baby humans supposed to scream this much? I thought babies slept a lot.” They certainly weren’t sleeping any. Eleanore feels like her last month has been spent in a half-awake stupor.
“Did I dream that I did laundry or did I actually do laundry?” She can’t remember anymore. Has she even eaten today? She’s so tired.
Eleanore looks up at Rick, eyes closed and taking advantage of a moment of respite, and she can’t help but smile. She intertwines their fingers and gives his hand a squeeze. I LOVE YOU. She’s done enough talking for now–he’ll have to FEEL it through her touch how appreciative she is to have him here with her.
She might have DOZED OFF for a minute or two when she hears Beth beginning to stir in the nursery (it’s amazing to Eleanore how in-tune she is with the infant’s needs–no wonder she hasn’t rest- ed). She dares herself to hope that the baby will soothe herself back to sleep, but Beth’s begun to CRY now.
“Holy shit.”
She smacks her face a few times to try to STEEL herself. “Just eighteen more years of this, right?” A few more SMACKS to her own face. “Okay.” She stumbles into a standing position and tries to kiss Rick on the cheek (she misses and hits his ear, but CLOSE ENOUGH). “I’ll get her if you get the coffee.”
CLEARLY , NEITHER OF THEM HAD been exactly prepared for this --------------- each must’ve thought they knew enough , believed they were smart enough . seems like it hadn’t really mattered , though , because here they are . rick isn’t even entirely sure what the date is right now , & he can’t find it in himself to care , either .
❝ NO IDEA , ❞ HE CROAKS AS a blanket answer . it looks like he’s falling asleep already . . . or , at least , he’s transitioning into that tired daze that they’ve both learned to call rest . there’s enough of him there to return the squeeze as they hold hands , existing as a conjoined mass on the couch .
ALL OF A SUDDEN , IN this silence , he remembers what it was like before they’d taken the leap into parenthood . he remembers . . . crying . wait , crying ? oh god , no . it’s too late . the moment is over . rick forces himself back into the world of the living , hands forming fists so he can harshly rub his strained eyes . ❝ yeah . right . ❞ the thought doesn’t really comfort him , but her kiss seems to return a little bit of the light to his eyes . ( coffee ? does he need to make more ? do they have any left to make ? ) ❝ --------------- i’m on it , baby . ❞
#q .#this is so domenstic & good#⚗️ rick : in character. 🧠#⚗️ rick : thread. 🧠#⚗️ rick : pre - series. 🧠#unsacrificedsafety
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SKELETON ?
𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝙶𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚆𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙸𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝚄𝙼𝙿𝙺𝙸𝙽 𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷 ; despite feeling little to nothing anymore for the last hundreds of years , he was still aware of the seasonal shift in the air . halloween is approaching with each passing day ; & autumn was right around the corner he realizes with a CONTENT SMILE . but even his sixth sense , sharpened throughout the centuries , could not warn him about that little person running straight into him.
❛ whoa , whoa !!! careful there , little fellow ! ❜ he says , tilting his head , eyeless sockets showing a semblance of concern . but concern is once again replaced by SURPRISE as he realizes WHAT just ran into him. a child. a human child .
❛ oh . why . hello there. ❜ he waves & offers a slightly LOPSIDED SMILE . he has had a few very UNLUCKY EXPERIENCES with humans ━━━━ & humans with him . he decides to be MORE CAREFUL this time .
❛ 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 ? ❜ jack , bless his NONEXISTENT HEART , believed he was talking to a very small child . everyone looked very small from his angle .
HE’S CLEARLY TRYING TO KEEP a stiff upper lip , but that’s harder than it probably should be . ( for god’s sake , he’s not a little kid anymore ! if only he knew how to act that way . . . ) being lost was bad enough , & now that he’s found someone , he isn’t relieved --------------- far from it . morty won’t run , though . at least he’s brave enough to get that part right . too bad he can’t say his grandpa rick would be proud : the man never is .
❝ I - I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE that out , actually --------------- ❞ the teen stammers , nervous but forcing words out nonetheless . who’s he to judge a book by its cover ? suddenly fidgety , he uses one hand to grab the opposite arm , eagerly shifting his gaze anywhere other than the stranger’s eyes . err , lack thereof . ❝ --------------- b --- b --- but i guess i’m , um , just lost . ❞ is there really any need to mention rick ? probably not , which is why he’d refrained in the first place . odds are , he left , & he’ll pick morty up whenever he’s feeling sober enough to remember him .
UNTIL THEN , ALL HE CAN do is wait . out here , in the cold . the thought sends a shiver up his spine , visible shake making its way up his body at just the slightest breeze . ( smells like autumn , he notes . that’s his favorite season . ) this would’ve been a good day to wear something other than short sleeves . . . ❝ sorry . should i l --- leave ? ❞
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❝ SWEETIE . . . ❞ HE MIGHT NOT BE a good father , or even a good person , for that matter --------------- but he’s always wanted what’s best for beth , & he’s worried that this isn’t it . too bad she’s the one person in the universe that rick doesn’t want to be too upfront with . ❝ haven’t you had enough of those cookies for today ? ❞
@bottleddcddyissues . *
#q .#this starter is so vague. ur the only one who knows what the fuck is happening here#⚗️ rick : in character. 🧠#⚗️ rick : thread. 🧠#bottleddcddyissues
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NOEL .
She could tell that she’d struck some resounding issues. Maybe there was something unethical about dissecting the inner workings of a sad, DRUNK old man, but judging from the second card, and how it felt like someone important - a grandchild, DEFINITELY a grandchild - she held no reservations in giving him a potential wake-up call.
Not that it seemed to help much, when he opened his mouth and got all defensive.
“I’m not making you believe ANYTHING - I’m talking to the cards, to get some insight. Whether you believe them or not is your hang-up.” She tucks the trio of cards back into the deck, shuffling them again. “And I don’t owe you shit. We’re even, now - I took you home the other night, don’t forget.”
THE THING ABOUT TRYING TO help rick sanchez is that you never really know how good you're doing , you never really get that feeling that what you're doing matters --------------- it still does , though . it matters plenty . god only knows why he is the way he is now , but there's more to him than meets the eye . . . maybe she'll get to talk to him when he isn't drunk out of his mind , one day . if he'd ever actually stop drinking , that it is .
❝ YEAH , YEAH . I GET IT . ❞ he's doing better than he was then , at least . their encounter here seems to have sobered him up somewhat by itself . ❝ so th --- there's no chance you'd do that for m --- me , again ? ❞
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