sidewalkcipher - Tumblr blog

[sidewalkcipher]

[sidewalkcipher]

the ancient bavarians were actually an incredibly advanced civilization. like the egyptians they built megastructure pyramids, but like a thousand years earlier and also much bigger: we know them today as the alps. there's evidence they had contact with extraterrestrials. unfortunately their empire slowly succumbed to decadent decline after the invention of the sausage around 4000 BC, a delicacy to which their social structure proved incapable of adapting.

[sidewalkcipher]

Must watch

[sidewalkcipher]

My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.

My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.

[sidewalkcipher]

“Red is the first color of the rainbow” - Pro-LGBT propaganda poster from Filipino communists (c. 2019)

[sidewalkcipher]

I love that I can jerk off about guys now. That's just so neat!

[sidewalkcipher]

Shes reading heidegger

[sidewalkcipher]

[sidewalkcipher]

From the theatrical trailer for Pink Flamingos (1972), dir. John Waters

[sidewalkcipher]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

[sidewalkcipher]

undefined

Invisibility cloak

(via: https://www.cs.umd.edu/~tomg/projects/invisible/ )

[sidewalkcipher]

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?

me: mhm so that’s called a lacuna. it refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time. for example, the epic of gilgamesh has

[sidewalkcipher]

[sidewalkcipher]

[sidewalkcipher]

Legend

[sidewalkcipher]

undefined