sidewalkskylines

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I cannot believe Jack Duquesne was framed for a murder, posted bail, showed up with a sword at the Christmas party organized by his ex-fiancée who framed him, was attacked by the tracksuit mafia, thought to himself "This is my time to shine!", and then proceeded to murder multiple members of the mob with said sword.

Unhinged behaviour, I'm so sorry I doubted you king 👑.

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does whatever a spider can!

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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

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brought a kiss to the knife fight

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hate when people are like “haha careless whisper is the stupid meme song” like shut up he’s literally NEVER gonna dance again. and you dont even care.

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some words of wisdom from @robotforest

inspo under the cut. thanks to @spacerocksarethebestrocks for the big brain connections

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Rex

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Women's Royal Army Corps member showing new tattoo on leg to fellow enlistees in WWII

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u guys have been getting violent delights before ur violent ends ??

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Christopher Pike + Captain’s Chair, Discovery S2

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I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes 

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why do i need to cite sources? if pliny the elder could get away with saying "it is well known" while describing how horses get pregnant from the wind then why can i not

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worst part about winter… da cold toilet seat… da frozen throne