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Transformers Fandom: Smut Starter Sentences
“I didn’t realize you had this many false spikes.”
“You’re going to what?!”
“Oh don’t whine, your valve can handle a little more heat.”
“I want you to overload on my face”
“Get down on your hands and knees and show me that pretty little valve of yours.”
“Get on your knees…and keep your panel closed.”
“Do you want to see my new mod?”
“Has it always looked like that?”
“How about we tap out your fluid reserves.”
“I can to fit more than three servos in my valve! Watch me!”
“Shush, let the doctor do his work.”
“How about we just get all this useless stuff off your desk and you frag me through it?”
“Look at this mess you’ve made!”
“There is no way I’ll overload before you.”
“You’re running a little hot…something I can help you with?”
“You have two nodes?!”
“W-Wait! wait! You have to stretch me first!”
“I’ve taken bigger.”
“Don’t laugh…but my panel keeps popping open.”
“Primus kid, slow down!”
“I have never used my secondary port before.”
“I-I don’t want to overload yet!”
“Why are you staring?”
“Do you like when I yank your cables?”
“I have guns in my knees”
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It's international kissing day! Send 😘 to kiss my muse.
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Re reading MTMTE/LL and just noticed this detail with Ratchet and his wish for Whirl…
ID for image 1: in MTMTE #15 Ratchet is facing Overlord and states: “…If anything happens to me, tell First Aid he’s ready, tell Whirl he can have my hands…”
ID for image 2: Then in Lost Light #25 which is a number of years after the events of MTMTE Drift talks to Whirl at Ratchet’s funeral as he gives him what Ratchet wanted him to have: “A present from ratty.” Which are Ratchet’s hands
ID for image 3: Then Whirl states to his prison guard: “do me a favor and give that back to Drift and say thank you. Say it’s a lovely gesture, but I’m not broken and I don’t need fixing.”
Ugh…just how this little detail was mentioned all the way back in MTMTE #15 and gets followed up in the very last issue, implying that Ratchet always remembered Whirl after all those years and wanted to help him in the main way he thought he could posthumously…I just… yea
Totally normal about the robot comic rn :’)
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Send 🍸+ a question and my muse will answer while drunk.
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Send ❤️ if you want to ship but are too shy to ask
Can be sent on anon or not
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Okay okay okay hear me out…here me out okay.
Sideway good at shifting his form and being very tricky right! Right, right so, so it only make sense that his holoform in human would be this right!!
#well that what I’m going with lol#sideways#also hi am back to rp if ai hasn’t ruin rp with real people already#transformers
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Send ❤️ if you want to ship but are too shy to ask
Can be sent on anon or not
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"Would it be fair if unicron offline u? Afterall, u are serving him."
[ @theonlysanemedic ]
“Yes, if that is what he think is best. I would let him offline me willingly. After, all he created me. I would not even exist with out him.” There was no hesitation in his voice. It was if Sideways had thought about it a lot.
“I can not run from my destiny just like Optimus can’t run from being a Prime.” 
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"Failed? You think we failed." He didn't even look scared about the thread or the fact that Apha Q sent him to deal with him.
"This is just a temper lost. He still connected to me and as long I am alive, so is he. " He said laugh a little. Before sitting down not even worry about the ghost thread or his sword, in fact he didn't even act worry at all.
"Plus, don't you want Swindle back? I know you're looking for him after what happen to you Star. Seen you are so close. I'm sure you do anything to see him again."
"S-sideways!"
The flickering ghostly jet hisses
@revivedjet
"Oh, you're still here? I just thought it was another....never mind what do you want. I'm guess you're here to hunt me after what my master did to you and what I most like have done to you as well. "
He wasn't even scared from the flickering ghostly jet that was hissing at him but then again when you share a mind with a god that eat other planets and have powers given by him to us in anyway he see as useful to his work. Then nothing real facades him. Not even a ghost of Starscream.
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"S-sideways!"
The flickering ghostly jet hisses
@revivedjet
"Oh, you're still here? I just thought it was another....never mind what do you want. I'm guess you're here to hunt me after what my master did to you and what I most like have done to you as well. "
He wasn't even scared from the flickering ghostly jet that was hissing at him but then again when you share a mind with a god that eat other planets and have powers given by him to us in anyway he see as useful to his work. Then nothing real facades him. Not even a ghost of Starscream.
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“I give advice from a place of experience and as person who has done it to others before…”
Sideways said softly. After all that what decepticons  only known for, for deceiving other to get power or just to get the job done. For Sideways most of the time it was him deceiving to help his master goal.
But with the way Jaxx touch him, with their finger stroke his back of his helm, the way they came closer with their frame press their check agents his, Sideways was a shiver of wanting and lust that right now his advice even from experience was just words, right now all he want was more touch, more affection maybe it was a bit of the monster in him but he want to push them and mark them as his.
sidewaysunicronservent
Here some advice for everyone just be careful who you fall in love with. (He mostly say this to Jaxx)
"That isn't entirely something that's up to me." The clockwork creation is perched on a chair out in their garden. They look a little bit upset and reach for some of the sunflower seeds they've picked, running them through their fingers absently. "I love whom I love."
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He could help but smile a little bit when he said that and purr. "Well if you like holding me like this then I'm more then happy to do this more with you." He felt nice being able to hold him like this, not worry about hurting him with the size he was before.
He love the idea of him curling up with him, being next to him. Even thought he act tough and aloof he really did crave this type of connection.
He listen and node when Jaxx said that, he could help but pull him closer, he felt so warm he just wanted this to last longer, for them to both just be in each other arms like this. It was a lot for him to just do this and he didn't normal get changes like this so he was going to saver this moment for as long as he could or was allowed.
sidewaysunicronservent
Here some advice for everyone just be careful who you fall in love with. (He mostly say this to Jaxx)
"That isn't entirely something that's up to me." The clockwork creation is perched on a chair out in their garden. They look a little bit upset and reach for some of the sunflower seeds they've picked, running them through their fingers absently. "I love whom I love."
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He could not help but laugh a little bit at the pain that he gave him as he felt him dig his claws into him, again it been a long time seen he felt pain and he could help but hate and love it. Hate it because he was not use to it, but also love it because it did feel good, even if it was supposed to hurt, feeling a bit of pain, made him feel a bit more alive.
He purr at him nippling at his neck cables and again felt himself become more eager to frag him. He plan to make this mech come as many time as he felt. So his tentacles as soon as it felt the heat on his panel and could no longer take it, they slid inside pushing the panel open and both tentacles when inside the valve, they wiggle inside the valve, touching all the senstive spots and rubbing agents the walls, moving in and out, going in as deep as they could.
He groan and soon pull him up so that his tentacles could lift him up in the air little bit as they began to frag him, in fact it seem another one appeared and when into his mouth making him suck on it as well. He was not gentle doing this either as he when hard and fast on the mech, deep throating him with the tentacle in his mouth. Having his other tentacles move deep and hard inside his valve. He also slap the mech aft as well, trying to make him feel more pain and pleasure at the same time.
"No, I'm not here to impressive anyone, just to have some fun. Plus it not every day I get to frag a pretty mech like you~"
He said as he could not help but laugh a little groaning deeply, making a deep sound. This felt very good, and he plan to frag him for a good while. He planed to fill him up with his what the cyberton called "tranfuiled" he wanted to fill that tank of his. Hear him cry out, moaning loudly from all of this pleasure.
There was a soft purring from behind Sideways, golden eyes watching the other curiously. Claws dug into the ground briefly and lightly tapped before the medic started to ease out of the shadows. Flicking his fingers to get rid of any debris, he starts to walk forward a little, getting faster as he sets his sights on what he wants. There's a snarl when Aegis leaps on Sideways back and tries to set his fangs into the other's neck.
He was caught off guard, in fact so off guard that when he did set his fangs on his neck and bit he felt pain, which made him scream. He soon faze out and made the mech fall to the ground as he was know in his static form.
He could hear Unicron laughing, laughing at him for letting him get so distracted like that. He was sure it was so loud the other could hear it.
“I will give you this strange mech, you were able draw blood from me but I don’t think you understand who you are messing with.”
He said as he when back to his sold form and grab the mech by his neck.
“Give me one good reason not and I mean not, to just kill you here and now.”
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"I-I am not use to any of this...but yes, this is nice." He said softly as he just keep holding him not wanting to let him go. He could not help but also purr a little and close his optic. He was not use to this but he felt like this was right to do. To hold Jaxx like this. To just have him close and know that he too felt the same way as well. Maybe he could give love a change, maybe he could let his guard down a little bit.
sidewaysunicronservent
Here some advice for everyone just be careful who you fall in love with. (He mostly say this to Jaxx)
"That isn't entirely something that's up to me." The clockwork creation is perched on a chair out in their garden. They look a little bit upset and reach for some of the sunflower seeds they've picked, running them through their fingers absently. "I love whom I love."
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Sideways started to giggle a little bit as they kiss and felt him nibbling him a bit. He love feeling him fangs nibbling at his neck and just the way the mech hiss and laughed quietly, it was cute. Plus being this close know he was defiantly turn on by all of this.
"Playful aren't we."
Aegis legs wrap around him felt very nice and soon he found himself clicking opening his panel.
Were his spike were place. Well, they were not really spike as much as tenticals and he open they began to wiggle a bit and he soon found them rubbing agents the wet most panel.
"Oh I hope you can handle two spike because I plan to really make you feel good~"
Oh how they want to just rip it off but he won't do that no, he just let them rub up agents him, tasing him a little bit as he keep touching his frame and kissing him deeply. He wanted him to beg him for his spike, to open his panel and just let his tenticals just frag him hand and good.
There was a soft purring from behind Sideways, golden eyes watching the other curiously. Claws dug into the ground briefly and lightly tapped before the medic started to ease out of the shadows. Flicking his fingers to get rid of any debris, he starts to walk forward a little, getting faster as he sets his sights on what he wants. There's a snarl when Aegis leaps on Sideways back and tries to set his fangs into the other's neck.
He was caught off guard, in fact so off guard that when he did set his fangs on his neck and bit he felt pain, which made him scream. He soon faze out and made the mech fall to the ground as he was know in his static form.
He could hear Unicron laughing, laughing at him for letting him get so distracted like that. He was sure it was so loud the other could hear it.
“I will give you this strange mech, you were able draw blood from me but I don’t think you understand who you are messing with.”
He said as he when back to his sold form and grab the mech by his neck.
“Give me one good reason not and I mean not, to just kill you here and now.”
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He blink well, yeah with Unicron laughing at him he probably did have him deeper inside him then most of his other creations. When he felt the other kiss him and pit his lower lips he could not help but groan a bit too, the way the mech whimpered the way he so badly wanted hurt him was really nice.
He soon found himself coming closer to the other and bitting there neck too, he wanted to hurt and he felt hot well he could fix though to things for him.
"Oh Aegis of the lower Kaon, I know remember you~" He said purring as he lick his neck a little from the purple energon that came out of it.
"You feel hot well, I can fix that for you~" He said as he keep touching his frame but being a bit more rough with him. He began to grind agents him, groaning softly in his auto.
"I can also make you feel very good too, the type of good pain~"
There was a soft purring from behind Sideways, golden eyes watching the other curiously. Claws dug into the ground briefly and lightly tapped before the medic started to ease out of the shadows. Flicking his fingers to get rid of any debris, he starts to walk forward a little, getting faster as he sets his sights on what he wants. There's a snarl when Aegis leaps on Sideways back and tries to set his fangs into the other's neck.
He was caught off guard, in fact so off guard that when he did set his fangs on his neck and bit he felt pain, which made him scream. He soon faze out and made the mech fall to the ground as he was know in his static form.
He could hear Unicron laughing, laughing at him for letting him get so distracted like that. He was sure it was so loud the other could hear it.
"I will give you this strange mech, you were able draw blood from me but I don't think you understand who you are messing with."
He said as he when back to his sold form and grab the mech by his neck.
"Give me one good reason not and I mean not, to just kill you here and now."
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Be right back something came up will reply when I get back.
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