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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
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The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"
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I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers
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Let people grow.
When I was younger I was very right-wing. I meanā¦veryĀ right-wing. I wonāt go into detail, because Iām very deeply ashamed of it, but whatever youāre imagining, itās probably at least that bad. Iāve taken out a lot of pain on others; Iāve acted in ignorance and waved hate like a flag; Iāve said and did things that hurt a lot of people.
There are artefacts of my past selves online ā some of which Iāve locked down and keep around to remind me of my past sins, some of which Iāve scrubbed out, some of which are out of my grasp. If I were ever to become famous, people could find shit on me that would turn your stomach.
But thatās not me anymore. Iāve learned so much in the last ten years. Iāve become more open to seeing things through othersā eyes, and reforged my anger to turn on those who harm others rather than on those who simply want to exist. Iāve learned patience and compassion. Iāve learned how to recognise my privileges and listen to othersā perspectives. Iāve learned to stand up for others, how to hear, how to help, how to correct myself. And I learned some startling shit about myself along the way ā with all due irony, some of the things I used to lash out at others for are intrinsic parts of myself.
You wouldnāt know what I am now from what I was then. You wouldnāt know what I was then from what I am now.
It distresses me deeply to think of someone dredging up my dark, awful past and treating me as though that furiously hateful person is still me. It distresses me to see others dredging up the past for anyone who has made efforts to become a better person, out of some sick obsession with proving theyāreĀ āproblematic.ā
Purity culture tells you that once someone says or does something, they can never go back on it. Thatās a goddamn lie. While itās true that some remain unrepentant and never change their ways and continue to harm others, itās important to allow everyone the chance to learn from their mistakes. Saying something ignorant isnāt murder. Please stop treating it that way. Let people grow.
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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*
me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-
bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die
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learning that ofc means āof fucking courseā is such bullshit. sheās āofcourseā to me
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minor tumblr user's carrd: over 25 dni!!
25 year old who was going to prey on this minor: oh damn š here I was planning to groom them but i can't because of their dni š what a shame ššššš
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I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

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one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of
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I never saw people say stuff like this enough when I was a teenager, so Iām saying it now.
Iām in my mid-thirties and I have never had sex. Iāve thought about it and could have had one or two opportunities if I put in more effort, but I always decided against it because I just wasnāt into it at the time.
I can safely say that I do not feel I have missed out on anything. I was perfectly capable, by myself, of learning about my own body and boundaries without anyone else there to muddy the waters. The immense pressure that was there in my teens/twenties to Have Sex Just Do It is basically gone. Iām vibing. Iāve got my routine by myself in bed that I enjoy, and thatās enough for me.
And in the unlikely event that I ever decide to have sex with someone in the future, I donāt feel at all like Iām lacking some essential Knowledge or Skill that would āmake it goodā for someone else. I fully expect to ask my partner out loud what they like and to receive an answer clearly communicated and to relax and have fun. And if itās a disappointing experience, Iām fine with that too. It is what it is.
Sex is just not that big of a deal. I suspected it as a teen, and Iām more sure of it now. Itās fine to have it or not have it. Itās whatever.
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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster
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this websiteās easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
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