i think misery is cute to me? couldn’t tell u aptly and still seem sweet. mostly slow horses
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riverspider as textposts that i came across organically on my dash
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lowden gives the perfect physicality to river even heree, in this. so cute-subtly, and so soon?
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neglected u, so put a cute little belated christmas treat from spider, and felt it needed a riv snoopy mention.
within the context of eight he is very much the paired knight btw.
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not his having dimple out for hr… river cartwright the cheek on u!
but christ, he is so aware of how derogatory (sexual) this process is that u can see it in his one pixel each eyes.
🫵visitor ass
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u wouldn’t believe the little river dream i had whilst driven home after combining these two.
recommending u a very cute lush australian valley for one’s best sh series reading. and processing.
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taking a quick little moment to confess that i haven’t been much an online fan of anything before, and haven’t used this site in much a particular way at all, but making this little page of mine to share in how beloved slow horses is… christ so many of u are so often so gorgeous.
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u always gif the cutest things. as if spider-legs isn’t the cutest most apt nickname to a nickname u ever heard
wanna see his ankles being grabbed and him struggling in vain to get away
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somehow contracted it via u sharing dead lions reference pages with me i think.
just had a very realistic makeout sesh w river in my dream
#snap how cute#wine drunk little nap necessitated it#mine was very… tv upshott#can they tie him againnn
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feels a little gauche to ask but where are we sourcing our cute slow horses screencaps from? been running a little low. much appreciated in advance, ty. x
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yet to read very far, so ‘river cartwright premature ejaculation’ is in my google search history now. very cute. and sexy even
canon spider gets hard over his evil schemes and river cums too quick. they were made for eachother
#would#i’m still without context but it’s river#he’s so sweet it’s inherently perverted of him#river cartwright
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to mee shirley dander is a girl-ish boyfriend, as in lily-rose depp’s 070 shake vein.
missing her, and it’s the cutest thing.
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how every little river thing reads to me, i think for better or worse he emotes very sweetly?

so it’s at least a tiny bit well-argued, given the particularities to how thoughtfully lowden plays him. i mean, he even seems a slight bit inward-looking here, as herron noted him introductorily, with river’s brow furrow also telling the most darling little blend of concentrated-confused.
#i’ll define cute how i want#poor little ever-suffering foal#hr twink inspired#snoopy#river cartwright#slow horses
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i need to put his psychosexuality into a little jar, and i so much want to kill it with hammers, but also i need to keep it to study forever with needles in.
just a selection of Spider being clocked as a whore in Dead Lions
#spider webb i just knowww i knew u once#the science i would do to u my love#slow horses#excerpts#james spider webb
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listening to it this last second, i thought this was maybe a little sid & river reflective.
it’s a slight bit fictive a reading, but i mean, their specific new meaning to joe alone? tew cute to pass up on.
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i’ve slightly made a tiny new bit of hobby in these, they upset me very sweetly.
little disclaimer; i’m not completely—nor much at all—certain that these will speak to how everyone sees things, but these slow horses are also my little doves. only ever as i’ve seen them. though i’ve pulled a few differing thoughts as references too
#hr-twink inspired#slow horses#textposts#river cartwright#louisa guy#james spider webb#sidonie baker#shirley dander#marcus longridge
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i see it so painfully clearly, how in another life spider and river would’ve had my secondary education. all girls’ and catholic, and if any of u know anything about it, in the northern east to melbourne, in australia. i see such flesh and blood to these allegory girls. mind u james is beyond ja’mie private school girl, i already know (s)he’d have transferred in from sydney in year nine. i put my closest girlfriend to have made it out of the horrors with me onto slow horses recently, and only then realised it all in the span of a quiche bit at webb’s expense. cute cute cute, we had our homoerotic sleepaway training camps too
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calling him mate because they can’t quite find an excuse to breathe into each other’s mouths or press into walls in front of lou.



yeah, the way rivals (with a history) show they care about each other is by asking about each other's families.
#kiss me hard before u go came to mind#never over louisa’s faceeeee#prettiest spy#river cartwright#james spider webb#louisa guy#slow horses
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