I am Vorx, Siegemaster of the Death Guard. Welcome to my bog! I am here to help others, find images of swamps, and promote my beloved Primarch, Mortarion. I am a fictive in nethermax1's system, not an ask blog, though my asks are always open and I am delighted to answer your questions.
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How is this how I find out we have guests?
Dear 3rd legion official PR,
Lucius the eternal pain in the ass accidentally got got by an DG who tend went to invade an agriworld. He is now stuck there with no transport, a terrified populace and an ever growing army of unded. He does seem to be having a good time, but who do we contact to pick him up?
- Sincerely, a reluctant Nurgle's follower
Hi there! Thank you so much for bringing this to our attention! If you give us the co-ordinates of this planet, we'll send someone to pick him up right away. In the meantime, try to keep him isolated from anyone else he could challenge to a duel. He should get bored and/or run out of stimms eventually!
#this is the equivalent of that nintendo switch toilet paper tweet#I will never get to live this down
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*keeps my cards close to my chest but they're all facing the wrong way so everyone can see them anyway*
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Bitterblood is here now. Good company, though that incident did quite a number on his mental wellness. Poor man. :(
"CONTAGION!"
Here's my art of Hunda "Bitterblood" Skorvall, the Death Guard Dreadnought who was the first to witness the corruption of his legion by Nurgle. Watching his comrade in arms Zurrieq keel over and rot before his own ocular receptors.
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FUCK AGRI WORLDS
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Did y’all know queue limit is 1000? They don’t let you put more in than that. Wild
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Father is indeed a capsaicin fiend. Lord Fulgrim banned him from the kitchen after the second incident with pepper extract.
Are you telling me mortarion wouldn't be able to handle spicy food? That he wouldn't try a jalapeno for the first time and not view it as a challenge? No matter the threat to his GI system? The guy who preaches about endurance and regularly eats cyanide? He wouldn't by the heresy pour 1/2 bottle of hot sauce on his food much to the horror of his other brothers?
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You know i wish Mortarion had a slower change to becoming a daemon prince, i want an inbetween stage before he went full moth where he is just a cocoon for thousands of years.
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Inktober Day 22! I love those scenes you give me :D Look at his little face. He angery. . . #inktober2018 #inktober #cutemarine #primarchs #mortarion #warhammer40k #sketchbook #art https://www.instagram.com/p/BpPQ0rVnxgS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10yxq6aoemyn
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What did mortarion do for 10k years in the warp? He built himself a very nice planet-sized weed farm and established a successful business.

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Typhus the Traveler
Adeptus Ridiculous made me remember i wanted to make comics about this guy a while ago, might get on it sometime. Here are the simplified character sheets


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*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch!
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So I definitely just saw the fungus
What now?
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