"If you live a long time, fun things happen" - Dr. William Cambell
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I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again
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good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
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"What the fuck?"
no, "Watch the Phacus".
Take a 30 second scrolling break to watch these little algae swim.
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