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this idea came to me in the shower and I actually doubled over because I was laughing so hard

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pregpause is a great au because watching isa, loop, and odile ALL fumble siffrin to the point that KING of all people manages to bag him (somewhat) is bed bath and beyond fucking hysterical. as my good friend and cowriter shy put it: its like watching someone lose at chess to a dog. how do you fuck up that bad (loving) (affectionate)

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the only thing i can think of for kingloop is loop standing at the favor tree using wishcraft to nuke kings dick and balls from orbit. love loses

LOVE LOSES ‼️ 💯 🔥

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kingloop would just be that pitcher plant pussy post. (king voice) WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE

HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP THIS IS FRYING ME LIKE A CORNDOG

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GAMER SNUFF ERP: sweetie, mommy's close to leveling up, and you look like just enough xp~ now be a good little noob and let mommy pwn you, fragbait~

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… Loop x King? A somehow even more toxic Kingfrin? Maybe Siffrin is in there, too?-

see while the concept is hot i do think there's no fucking way king would make it out of that with his life or dick in one piece. loop would tear that man asunder in a decidedly unsexy way. though to the enlightened mind that in on itself is sexy,

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(scientist voice) As we all know, cats are predators. However, recently it was discovered that there's a species of cat that is actually a prey animal! The Siffrin's charm is irresistible and

...I don't know how to turn this into horny posting I'm laughing too much

see i have the exact same problem. promising horny concepts just become too funny to keep going with from second 1. ur so right tho siffrin IS a prey animal cat........... though you gotta watch out!

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Weird Isabeau/Siffrin/Loop shit where they just go all-in on the idea of Siffrin's body still belonging to Loop as the original version and do a scene or two where they're acting like Siffrin's is ONLY Loop's body and not a separate person- only speaking to Loop, Loop responding like they're the one being touched, and Loop conveying any instructions to Siffrin on how to behave via talking to their mind directly instead of ever addressing them out loud like a separate person. Is this anything? I feel like this is a thing.

this is in fact everything. this WOULD fix siffrin and loop both for a solid 3 business days. i know this to be real and true. we need to make this happen NOW.

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what if kittyfrin................. you could edge him for a while and then scratch his ears to make him cum................. and when theyre done, they'll be cutely purring in your arms!! <33

their nyanbinary swag is simply irresistible........ GUARDS! impregnate this thing.

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kingfrin's problematic bra size gap relationship compels me.

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what isat people don't realize on account of it not being a setting with a lot of it is that full-plate armor is a whore outfit. it's the sluttiest thing anyone could wear. especially if it's in dark colors. king might as well be waiting for the saviors in lingerie

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it’s like when you can tell a character has a kink you don’t share. you don’t have to be attracted to the king yourself to know that objectively siffrin ought to ride that man like a rollercoaster

PRECISELY!!!! i dont have to be into dudes to know that it grips and that he breasts boobily down the stairs of the house of change? i simply have eyes.

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you answering king thirst asks is honestly like a priest listening to horny confessional tbh. you're not Into It but you are observing what the people have to say

yeah i am listening and encouraging. im giving everyone condoms to fuck him with mean girls cool mom style. get his ass soldiers!!!!!!

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you're the king thirst guy bc you're the only one here regularly posting king thirst.

you know what fair. im stuffing dollar bills into the joints of his armor. shake those tits big boy!

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i think loop should cum stardust tbh.......... and siffrin should be addicted to it....................................................... siffrin begging like a dog for just a little more please please please!!!

maybe too much concentration of stardust in his system could have Fun Side Effects on his body....................................................... like glowing hair and starry skin...........................................................................

oooough thats hot and also very cute.......... also huge comedic potential in that it's hilarious if ppl can tell sif and loop boned from one look at sif and their Glitter Levels

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Cumunity service king.

Everyone is still really angry at the king for freezing they got damn country, so Siffrin gets the idea to let the people get back at the king by fucking him into the ground like the worthless little sex toy he is

see i understand and support and agree with the beautiful world you've created. yet i fear think king is too much of a free-use slut for vaugardians for this to count as punishment. on the other hand vaugarde prolly believes in rehabilitative justice over a punishment-based approach so it could work? giving that work dog personality having tin can a Task and Goal might just fix him... much to think about.