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Yooo chill I know I been teasing u but I’m afraid of sex damn look at the stars

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I need y'all to watch this clip

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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Play?fighting

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there are characters for whom “poor little meow meow” doesn’t quite cut it. To me he’s like a traumatized pit bull mix with a bite history and I’m the white girl with a savior complex trying to stop them from putting him down

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making a collection

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the thing about master-hound relationships is that the guy being a dog is normal but the guy treating someone else like a dog is the crazy one

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again and again and again and again

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you can do this ^

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oooh look at them and how they missed each other

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(with barely contained bloodlust) siffrin should've added to their vast array of Issues and Complexes by ruminating and spiraling abt the fact that during the loop hangout, the family party made it all the way to the king without him. in roughly the same timeframe it takes for them to make it to the king with siffrin in the party, too. i'm sure this would not cause a catastrophic collapse of their self-worth and self-esteem, even though they explicitly only see any value in their existence through Being Useful.

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i need to see post canon siffrin and isabeau rushing into a relationship and both of them trying so hard to make each other happy that it comes at the expense of themselves and their relationship in the long run. i need to see them make each other worse. i need my little barbie dolls to crash and burn <3

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Put THIS in your pipe and smoke it! [blows you a tender, gentle kiss]

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A sudden sifloop hits you! The pointy thing stung my cheeks a bit! But it was cute and didn't hurt!

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Actually, you know what?

Loop portrait edit blast!!! You get all my favorite Loop edits and their names.

L_ahaha_1[BUST]

L_erm_1[BUST]

L_guilt_1[BUST]

L_scary_1[BUST]

L_stars_1[BUST]

L_turn_1[BUST]

L_urgh_1[BUST]

L_wink_1[BUST]

L_remember_1[BUST]

L_um_2[BUST]

L_neat_1[BUST]

L_oh!_1[BUST]

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you walk into the King fight and you see this mess of a boss fight wyd (Canon King and his evil court wizard who depersonalized so hard they're little better than a ghost haunting a bedsheet (Kingswapped Siffrin))

they're gonna beat each other to death with hammers the second the saviours are gone