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BREAKING: boring-ass 31 year old found in kitchen gleefully watching new washing machine do its thing.
the man was reported to turn to his cat while insisting "this is where it starts getting crazy" while pointing to the machine just before the drying cycle began.
sources say the man "has been single for about five years now," and that "it's beginning to show. it's really beginning to show."
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Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here
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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably
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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
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The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.
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That specific sickly, weird, mottled green color that appears when two mirrors are reflecting each other into infinity is so fucking beautiful… I love you weird nasty green of the aether….




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