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tfw you realise the robots will steal your job
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my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me
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romeo and juliet are ridiculous but i can’t really blame them because i too briefly fall in love with anyone who shows me affection
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my family finding me in the morning after watching 1d funny moments all night back when i first discovered 1d:
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The view from our balcony in Paris.
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this is a callout post for myself
why r u awake
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when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it


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tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex
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Joe Biden bravely risks life and limb to make an actual, real-life “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” joke. Not all heroes wear capes. #tedcruzisthezodiackiller
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it’s april fools day in a month and i just wanted to let all of my followers know i am a safe blog that will never post any screamers
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What did we ever do to deserve Phill Lewis
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