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Hc that Student Shockwave's wings are too big for him and he keeps hitting things with them, it's also why he sucks at flying.

Meanwhile Fairy Blurr is just looking at him like: "What the heck are you doing!? Don't- THAT'S NOT HOW YOU FLY!"

OOOOOOOH OKAY OKAY I love the idea. How about Shockwave having Passive soaring type of wings? You know the uh. Stork ones?

They’re long and wide.ang generally. Big as fuck ahahfj

Perfect for covering loooong distances barely flapping. Just kinda chilling up there. Considering that Shockwave in idw is a space shuttle I feel like it suits him. Very good and effective for long flights. Absolutely sucks at manoeuvres in small spaces and short distances haha

Meanwhile most of flying mechs are usually seekers or some other variations of speedy jets and planes. They would definitely have high-speed type of wings, that are much shorter and definitely more suitable for short distances of “fucking around in school backyard” haha

Basically. Yeah Shockwave is built different and sucks at flying lmao

Blurr would be so flabbergasted to learn that it’s possible to be born with wings and then never fucking use them ahahfmb. Especially since he is excellent at flying and for him it’s like a second nature.

Passive soaring wings vs high-speed wings for reference

Oh and I have no idea about types of insect-like wings but in my head Blurr flies like a hummingbird. He has aaaall possible control over his position in the air. Very precise very fast. Burns a lot of energy too.

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I can't get over Shockwave asking if Blurr is a fairy. Just assuming that fairies also exist are they actually like small

or average mech sized?

OMG THIS IS SO PRETTY:0 And Shockwave's palette looks absolutely gorgeous flemfbirjfkf

I did not think about fairy lore that much so I can't tell you what size they are hahw sorry

But considering. How much I love the size difference fuckery. And the fact that fairies magic abilities can be classified as "yes".

It would be cool if fairies were both small and big. Maybe they would change their size at will or maybe they would only be normal sized in normal world and tiny in the fairy lands.

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jbsss extra 4

bella and edward are gonna be VILE just u wait

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The thing about jazzprowl, from what I understand, is that they're the kind of character who makes the questionable but necessary decisions so that no one else would be unable to look at themselves in the mirror. They don't bleed over it like Optimus would, but it still puts a crack in their metaphorical plating in opposite directions, but they still have to move on and hold themselves together so that no one else would. It isolates them in multiple layers, and that's fine, it's fine—there's work to do to win this war, to stop the Decepticons, to not lose sight, or have they? It's hard to tell; it's been too long. But in that isolation, they look across the room and see a mirror underneath the other's armor. I know what you are. You know what I am. I know that you know that I know. You know that I know that you know. Let's pretend not to. There's work to do. I'm still holding up. You're still holding up. There are cracks in opposite directions. Let me hold up yours, and I'll let you hold up mine.

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I can't get over Shockwave asking if Blurr is a fairy. Just assuming that fairies also exist are they actually like small

or average mech sized?

OMG THIS IS SO PRETTY:0 And Shockwave's palette looks absolutely gorgeous flemfbirjfkf

I did not think about fairy lore that much so I can't tell you what size they are hahw sorry

But considering. How much I love the size difference fuckery. And the fact that fairies magic abilities can be classified as "yes".

It would be cool if fairies were both small and big. Maybe they would change their size at will or maybe they would only be normal sized in normal world and tiny in the fairy lands.

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My medical drone oc tehe :P

His name is Brim and he is a medic-drone that gained sentience, finds himself stuck on an abandoned ship and built himself a body out of scraps. He’s very silly and has zero idea how to act like a normal person (just like me fr)

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HOW AM I JUST LEARNING YOU HAVE AN OC??!!

You mean? This thing?

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Them playing twenty questions :>

So @blasphemouscotl wrote a list of questions and not gonna lie drawing the game was waaaay more fun than I expected ahahfjvnv I am tempted to make one more part about it

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HOW AM I JUST LEARNING YOU HAVE AN OC??!!

You mean? This thing?

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[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]

I know we all love the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept… but imagine, onboard the new ship they’ve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster… fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesn’t need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.

… Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesn’t quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a qua’lem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear… oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!! 

It doesn’t take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed they’ve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.

Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me… Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.

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With 198 total votes, the winner is Sunny Side Screw-Up!

Got the bones of the story set down so the next chapter should be done this month.

Thanks for voting!

Aight, gearing up to write again and this was fun last time so let’s choose the adventure together:

Cheat Codes would be a Reverse Mecha AU one shot centered on Blurr and Swerve. I know I said I was only writing one story in that universe BUT rule of what I find fun matters more.

Sunny Side Screw-Up part three is where some proper fighting finally happens and there’s some perspective from Sunny and Sides on what’s going on.

Choose. Your. Fighter!

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After the sun

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So this is also a scrapped panel that i fully rendered before not liking how it looks, but I might be able to reuse it someday, maybe.

Anyways here’s a timelapse vvv

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tfo doorwing mechs feat. blaster !! more rambling below :3

i'm v fond of the hc that doorwings are extended sensor panels,,, when i was thinking abt how that would translate to tfo, their lack of said sensor panels could mean their senses are significantly dulled. cogless jazz + the datsuns are subsequently very accident prone, though that's not any fault of their own HSDKLGH

their tier badges are v scratched up bc they keep flipping between promotions and demotions LOL

also full sketch canvas yayyyyy

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Aight, I have enough thoughts that reblogging is more sensible than tags.

Observation number one, this is Blurr’s mind we’re viewing through right?

He’s the one that’s trapped and bound, not Shockwave. Blurr is the one in need of saving here. Given that we still don’t know why Blurr summoned Shockwave that has implications of Blurr maaaybe not being in the best headspace at the time.

Fairyland or not, Blurr doesn’t seem to think of where he’s from as somewhere pleasant to be either.

Much like the death blossoms, I’m sure if Blurr asks about the meaning behind Blue Ivey Shockwave will give him a full lesson and probably a couple internal crises.

Also, Blurr’s soulmate vision of Shockwave is the most inexperienced and goofy version of him. He doesn’t know anything yet! This is Shockwave not just before he became a demon, but before he became a Senator! A teacher! A generally competent adult! That’s the part of Shockwave that Blurr sees when he looks at him.

Also: WOO OLD MAN KITSUNE DRIFT!

I think this is the first character we’ve seen confirmed to still be around in Blurr’s modern era. The mimics plot line hasn’t been fully resolved yet, but I highly suspect Shockwave gets his name cleared posthumously but Prowl and Jazz’s snooping with the senate. He got to be remembered as a great teacher and Blurr directly references Shockwave as being the reason outliers like himself can live in modern society.

I also just really love that Drift gets more and more powerful as he ages. Not just physically but in the weird shit Kitsunes can do. I think I count eight tails by this point.

Back to Blurr, I wonder if it isn’t Shockwave who’ll have Blurr’s soul by the end of this. After all, that is the usual payment of a demonic contract.

And it was all a dream….except the dream was prophetic…except the actual prophecy was heavily up to interpretation. Also eeeyyy Drift cameo:D He got more tails and more magic~

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+ bonus. Blurr being high on love and weird prophesies.

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You guys have moved on from the language barrier but I haven’t 😔

The people need to see the absolute POTENTIAL this concept has, see my vision, guys. Extra shitty doodle today bc it’s late and I need to wake up early tmr :)

Mecha au by @keferon!!

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There’s a part two now

So I started writing this almost immediately after I sent that ask about bluestreak still being alive

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66138325

Oh wow, just finished and this was a fun read!

Is it strange that I really enjoy body horror when it’s used for comedy? The way you described what was going on under Bluestreaks visor was amazing and the concept of that being were the data port was located is delightfully terrifying as a concept.

Sunstreaker made a poor decision and didn’t even get time to process it before Bluestreak just goes “Oh neat!” Yoink.

Loved Bluestreak immediately just rolling with everything happening, no freaking out for him, that’s everybody else’s problem.

The way you handled the phonetic pronunciation is also very cool. Well done in general dude and thank you for sharing!