[Kenny] [27] [he/him] [💉2/9/23]Your local transgender metalhead neuroscientist
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Real question are there people out there who dont know how to properly use a firearm I am asking this unironically its very intuitive to me but that may just be because I was raised in appalachia do you guys not know how to reload aim and shoot properly
#yeah I have never touched a gun in my life#I’d like to take classes tho I think it’s a good skill to have
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the concept of "getting the ick" is so innately seinfeldian that it's crazy that it was coined in the 2020s and not on a season 6 episode of seinfeld where elaine gets the ick from a guy she's dating who makes too big a deal out of celebrating his birthday
#very real possibility I’m going to have to do my qualifying exam On My Birthday & am trying not to be this guy abt it#I don’t even like do anything for my bday I just want to chill!!!
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theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats
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One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.
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Unfortunately I do think “the lost causes of bleak creek” is a great name for a book but I read the names of the main characters &. I am not doing that
#I know they’re based on you but you could at least PRETEND they’re not omg#sorry about my rhett&linkposting it will happen again etc#kenny.txt
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controversial take but math really isn’t that hard and i don’t understand why the criticism of anti-intellectualism stops at math. people will go on about poor media literacy and then be like oh but math is too hard, gays can’t do math, i’m just a girl and math is scary.
sorry but understanding fractions is just as important as recognizing literary themes. if you want to protect yourself from propaganda and misinformation you need to understand statistics and be comfortable thinking with numbers.
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"I still can't get my kids back; with all the money and fame I still don't get to see my children" might be the funniest lyrics of all time lmao
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oh by the way, since I guess people haven't heard? don't fucking get on a plane in the US right now (may 5, 2025) if you can help it. a ton of air traffic controllers have walked off the job. it's a nightmare, flights are getting cancelled and diverted. i know two different people who were just left in the wrong state. and this is also prime conditions for another crash. stay on the ground right now.
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The mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is a fact which is often discussed on the internet. The Golgi apparatus, however, being the post office of the cell, has not gotten nearly as much recognition. This is in line with the years-long underfunding of the postal service, which provides a deeply important service to society yet does not get the recognition it deserves. In this essay I will
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