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Masturbation Tip: Let me do it for you
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a girlfriend is just a best friend that touches you inappropriately.
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gold star adulting
went to Target for laundry detergent
left Target with only laundry detergent
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When you’re clearly underleveled for a boss but you attempt it anyway:
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Pokemon Characters + Outfit Changes Ash, Misty, Brock, May, Serena
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If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).
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“So, amazon trapped my friend yesterday…” -SashaKay
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21 consecutive "what's new pussycat"s with one "it's not unusual" thrown in and chill
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
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THIS IS A TROMBONE
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THIS IS A TUBA
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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
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