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“I'm a plebeian (in case you couldn't tell, CICERO)” just made me snort-laugh.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Publius Clodius Pulcher and I have long ebony black hair (when I'm sneaking into the Bona Dea rite) with purple streaks and red tips and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Sempronia the conspirator (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm related to Clodia Metelli but I wish I wasn't because she's a major fucking hottie. My brother's a witch, and we're in the senate in Rome where I'm a tribune of the plebs. I'm a plebeian (in case you couldn't tell, CICERO) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black toga with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was walking in the forum. A lot of optimates stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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signal-failure · 12 hours
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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago
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Sushi’s 2 modes: little predator and cuddly little napper.
Having a cat is the best! I love her!
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"average greek myth involves a god turning someone into something else" factoid actualy just statistical error. average greek myth involves 0 gods turning someone into something else. metamorphoses ovid, who lives in exile & writes over 10,000 transformation myths a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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43 today.
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stop playing it cool, just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you
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Unfortunately, all the stress OP had had had had no effect on English’s insane grammar rules.
i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language
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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here
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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.
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Sushi is extremely concerned about how long I’ve been in the bath.
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So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*
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Ghost Station
Ghost Station, by S A Barnes, is a new space suspense story.  The novel’s tension comes from a distant, deep-space setting and from interpersonal secrets among the crew, long before introducing the truly unsettling ancient alien species, with darkly nonhuman goals and actions. When the story opens, Ophelia Bray takes a contract job as a psychologist to a distant space research team who’ve just…
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Perfect little kitty.
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