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Too Many Daddies, No Dad
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My life is a mess but at least I'm funny
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Forever upset all of the Marauders died before they could find out the boy they bullied relentlessly would become more instrumental in winning the war against Voldemort than any of them
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JOAQUIN PHOENIX as JOKER JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX (2024)
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Some souls feel each other, even miles apart.
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It’s true, I wholly missed New York in the 80s. So you wouldn’t remember the cars, he said, with the dashboard signs NO RADIO, aimed at deterring thieves from breaking the windows. O if you love me at all, God, mark a sign like that on my own self, NOTHING HERE OF WORTH—I’m tired of having it come as a surprise.
—Natalie Shapero, from “No Radio,” published in TYPO
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i love.... calm men. like some men just have this really soothing, gentle, calm aura. as a girl who is highly strung and often suffers from anxiety and paranoia, I love a man who’s good at comforting you, who’s relaxed vibe rubs off on you, talking to him eases your anxiety and you just feel calm and safe
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“There will always be a person who looks like a poem the earth wrote to keep you alive.”
— Juansen Dizon
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gotta think for two when you’re in love
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Study up, this WILL be on the test
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i wonder what side of the bed he sleeps on, what his favorite tv show is, his favorite type of flower, if he showers at morning or night, what kind of books he reads, what he wears at home, what kind of bedframe he has, what he looks like when he first wakes up, does he automatically get out of bed or lays there for a little? what he thinks about before he goes to bed, if he prefers the city or country, favorite alcoholic beverage, what clothing does he sleep in or if he knows how to cook? i sigh for not knowing
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want to skip to the part where i'm sitting on the kitchen counter, wearing your shirt as i watch you make breakfast
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angsty outcast loner-type male characters that the audience is supposed to feel bad for are officially banned forever. it’s a new law. sorry guys.
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My experience being a fan of stuff
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I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything
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