I hear some weird things at home. So, I've compiled what my parents say out of context for your reading pleasure. Enjoy :)
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"Up into the singing mountain!"
- Dad
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"Now my aura is disturbed."
- Mom
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"The reindeer barn is crooked...by darn, it is crooked!"
- Mom
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"Do you ever realize that when you go, 'Ahhhh', it sounds like the ocean?"
- Mom
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"I'm glad this thing remembers me... because I can't remember me."
- Mom
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"Actually, sometimes it helps me to slap myself."
- Dad
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"That's all I have...but there's more."
- Mom
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"I'm really enjoying this pattern on the floor... it's like a natural light show."
~ Mom
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"I don't think they're going to smell you, they're just going to check your ears."
- Mom
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"Multiple wedges and a sledgehammer."
- Dad
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He just went through three meals in an hour!
Mom
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The fish didn't even make the house stink! That's a good idea.
Mom
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“I drank coffee when I came home - with no ill effects!” ~ Dad
“*slow claps*” ~ Me
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I am grateful for jelly jars.
Dad
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