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Welcome To Honking & Bonking, fans of clowns stick around for me and occasionally my allies enjoying our perfect clown lives.

DNI:

Homestuck Fandom🐎, Danganronpa Fandom🤓, Comedians🤑, Bisexuals🥶, Gingers🥵, Fan-Fiction Writers/Readers👽, Fans of Monkeys🐼, Fans of Ocean-Life🤮, Scoliosis Patients🤪, Coulrophobes😬, Children😱, The elderly🦓, Cops🦄, Americans🍑, Italians💪, The British🔥, The French🤒, The Homeless😈, And Dogs☹️.

I am a beautiful breed of a semi-traditional whiteface

and subtle lettuce zonkin’ semi-juggalo jubilite 🥬

I am a proud clown gender female, ♀️🤡

I was born in 1976🫃 and raised in a traditional clown foster home until around 1991🙏 when I joined a traveling circus and traveled from southern California to Northern Texas where I was fired and abandoned in 2007🤠 for harvesting the organs of 17 audience members, jokes on them I gave up circuslife and started a smalltown sandwich shop called Big Bobbey’s Brilliant Balognia Shop, unfortunately as the economy tanked in 2019🥳 I traveled up to Colorado and provided clown noses for the homeless, but because of satan’s influence over the homeless they brutally murdered me…

BUT..

As fate would have it, the demons of hell were smitten with my ambiguous clown sexuality and let me reclaim my youth in the mortal realm, in October 2021🐼 my hairless fleshy clown body erupted for the chest of a women giving birth, as I had just been born I had to eat the other child being born to absorb the newborn lifeforce and transform into my final clown self that you see today….

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YOOO

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can people please draw hannibal with branding scars from muskrat farm please please i wanna see him branded PLEASE

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good afternoon tumblr

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To be living

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Dream.

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wish i could homebrew a alternian troll race into bg3 so i could ♥️gale ♠️astarion

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art i did for my best buddy @noodlestucks birthday

it is her oc fritz who is awesome and wants to eat men even though he does not have a functional mouth

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TIME-SENSITIVE PALESTINIAN FUNDRAISERS! PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!!!

Siraj (@siraj2024)

-> Siraj is a father of 3 young children and his family has been trying to rebuild their home since June. They have been forced to live in unsafe conditions in tents they have described as "a convection oven," and in the past week Siraj has narrowly escaped two of Israel's massacres that martyred hundreds of people. Despite his relentless efforts, his campaign has been moving slowly. His short term goal is $10k CAD, his final goal is $82k CAD, and he's currently at ~$7k CAD.

-> Line 219 on Nairuz and Hussein's spreadsheet

Wafaa (@wafans-blog)

-> Wafaa is a grandmother to a large family with very young children. She evacuated to Egypt 5 months ago and hasn't been able to see her family that whole time. Since then, she has been tirelessly campaigning for her family on instagram, tiktok, and tumblr. She has been shadowbanned and had her blog terminated multiple times. Her total goal is €60K and she needs to get there as soon as possible.

-> Line 171 on Nairuz and Hussein's spreadsheet

Shahed (@shahednhall)

-> Shahed is a 21-year-old university student and photographer. She is the sole provider for her family, including her father (a heart patient) and 5 younger siblings (the youngest of whom is an infant). Her sisters have severe hepatitis and urgently need medical care that is no longer available in Gaza and need to evacuate as soon as they get the chance.

-> Line 224 on Nairuz and Hussein's spreadsheet

THEY NEED TO MEET THEIR GOAL VERY SOON - DON'T DELAY!!!

DONATE AND SHARE! SAVE MONEY, PRESSURE YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WITH DISPOSABLE INCOME! THERE ARE PEOPLE GOING INTO DEBT TO HELP PALESTINIANS GET TO SAFETY. IF THEY CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU. IF WE WORK TOGETHER AND WORK HARD WE CAN MAKE A REAL DIFFERENCE.

STEP UP.

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Rosemary as Madohomu. I read homestuck for the first time this year, at the big ole age of 19! I was pleasantly surprised by the canon gay relationship and the quality of Rose Lalonde. I would really love to see Rose vs Kyubey, I think she would have a decent shot but likely would end up getting Doc Scratched. Though turning into a devil, yeah totally a rose move. I actually can't choose who would be Homura and who would be Madoka between Rose and Kanaya. It feels like Kanaya is more often the one chasing after Rose like Homura, especially after having read the epilogues. Also Madoka's mum drinks quite a bit and they have some really interesting mother daughter chats that I can see Rose fit right into. I think Vrisrezi would be Koyoko and Sayaka but I can't choose on who would be Mami :(

I thought I would recreate a screen cap for this piece but I couldn't actually find a frame where devil Homura and god Madoka are together. I also had struggles colouring. I wanted to keep Madoka's dress pink and insert some of Kanaya's green but it ended up a bit muddy :/ There also aren't a lot of between shades either, white dress, black dress, blond hair, black hair, white skin, glowing skin. It was hard trying to make this cohesive. I wanted to post it right away but I kept trying to get Glaze to work >:( and eventually I had to give up.

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ah yes, dirkjake

once again

probably forever.

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I drew Dirk Strider

Haha penis.

If you see the penis you should reblog this.