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No owls so I went with a raccoon.

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not to get all sad for no reason but something nobody tells you about growing up is that a part of you is just a little girl who is yelling ‘please like me please love me please tell me i am good’ at everyone you meet and most of your day is just trying to ignore her

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“And here, my finest creation: the Lion-Fish.”

“Aren’t lionfish already an animal?”

“They are?”

“A pretty majestic one too.”

“What’s their Bite Force Quotient?”

“Uh, negligible. They’re fish.”

“Good, then my creations will quickly assume their rightful place as kings and queens of the water jungle. History will forget those … lesser fish.”

“Uh, cool. I guess.”

“Don’t you agree these are my greatest achievement?”

“I dunno, buddy. The Elephant Tardigrades were pretty terrifying.”

“Ah yes, truly, they are science’s battering rams.”

“And the Peregrine Mantis Shrimp will be the terrors of the sky.”

“Indeed, a bird with a peck like a bullet. Like flying guns”

“So what makes these so special?”

“Because they have helped me reach the final front of my conquest. With these creatures at my side, even the under-sea colonies of Cerulean Five will tremble.”

“I suppose I can see why that would make them your favourite.”

“Besides, look at the combination of mountain cat ferocity and swift-finned agility. What other creature could have … ‘pride of plaice’?”

“If I groan at that pun, you’ll turn me into some kind of human-beast hybrid, won’t you?”

“Most certainly. I was considering an Octo-person…”

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Soap: When they get here, let me do all the talking.

Price: Kyle, when they get here, I want you to do all of the talking. I'll be busy restraining Soap.

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When the antihistamines finally kick in:

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I love baseball

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do it for her (your thirteen year old self)

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@smallsith thank you for reminding me that I had this animation ready but completely forgot to post it lol (from this)

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Women will die because conservative religious types think their god has given them instructions for everyone else.

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Taking a nap next to mom

(Source)

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Yaaaaas 😍

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What's past is prologue.

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Screaming crying throwing up

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Volcano Eruptions seen from Space photos: NASA

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she’s so iconic.

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