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so funny when 20yo women belittle women in their late 20s, girl that is gonna be you in a time span that’s gonna feel like 3 seconds
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if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag
you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova
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The modern character of Frankenstein is so divorced from the source material that it's hard to even know how to classify it. Like any new Frankenstein character that comes out isn't even a retelling or an interpretation anymore, that character has been completely fabricated, like tons of little bits of old forgotten media have been stitched together to make the version of him we know today, it's like, it's almost like he's been like... well I can't think of a word but you get what I mean
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you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?
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when u unholster the gas pump and expose its insert and u push it into ur cars hole and feel the hose stiffen with liquid and u hold down on the trigger watching your cars tank fill all the way up until its close to its breaking point and only then do u let the pump slide out and its still dripping and u plug ur car up to make sure nothing leaks out and u dont even clean the pump as u hang it back up for the next car to enjoy
#hmmm#only thing i didnt like about this was the use of gas instead of petrol#otherwise#all looks good to me officer
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time
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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates
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Some wise words from the masterminds behind undertale and deltarune
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Joseph Dilnot (British, 1997) - Counting Coins (2025)
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