silent-mysteriousguy

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‘It was the Hell you’d feared in childhood, come to devour the children. It was treading over the corpses of your friends so that you might be killed yourself. It was the congealed evil of a century.’

— In Memoriam, Alice Winn

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i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

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The posture and face of a man who has completely forgotten his character due to the utter lack of geographical knowledge of his scene partner.

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AJ "watching over his sons" from behind the curtain might be my new favourite thing.

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wait my question is how many of us didn’t grow up with f1 and didn’t get into it thanks to drive to survive… put in the tags where you’re from and what year you started watching and maybe why/how you started watching

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Thought you guys might enjoy knowing that the name of the current dutch prime minister is "dick shove"

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i apologize to my followers for the contents of this post, if you don’t watch shoot from the hip stop reading now, this is not a place of honor etc

ok anyways everyone is reasonably disturbed by the fact that aj passionately made out with tom’s hand live on stage, but i feel like as a community we’re glossing over the fact that he also gave it head. like that is also a thing that happened. im happy to ignore it if that’s what we’re doing but i feel like not enough people are aware of this

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "love wins!" what if I cried

also the concern on Sam's face when AJ laughed vs the delight on Tom's is incredible 😂

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my favourite detail in leftenmost window:

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THIS 👉 is not 🙅‍♂️ your 🫵 dad 👴 no ❌ no 🚫 NO 👎 this ➡️ is not ✖️ your 👦 dad 🧔‍♂️ his ▶️ WIFE 👰‍♀️ is your 🫵 mother 🤱 had ⌚ sex 🍑 with 🤝 your 👦 DAD 🕴️ who 🤔 was ⌛ a ship’s 🛥️ captain 👨‍✈️ but ☝️ that 🫵 means 💭 that 🫵 THAT 👉 is 🙂‍↕️ your 👦 half 🌓 sister 👫 I’M 🤗 a sheep 🐑 i'm 🤙 gonna 🫡 go 👋 do 👐 some 🤏 cocaine 🧂

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Tom’s timing for this line is unparalleled istg

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Sam being forced to carry Luke and AJ like 5 times in a row, saying "oh thank fuck" when he finally gets to stop and then IMMEDIATELY tags himself back in to carry Luke.

Why do you do this to yourself 😭

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Investigating

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more sfth textposts :D

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Fuck it. Have some gay SFTH playlists

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There are three certainties in life:

Death

Taxes

And Sam unbuttoning his shirt when the genre is telenovela

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Shoutout to Locomotion for being the most terrifying villain I’ve ever heard of while simultaneously having been born in a completely improvised play for a British improv group and having the banger lines of “devil? Oh I’m older than the devil sir. Why, the first time anyone wondered where to go, they dreamt me into existence. I became a nightmare child. The end of things is the beginning, the end is the beginning, the snake eats it’s own tail before there ever was a snake”