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I'm too lazy to finish this

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BILLY! Your favorite weapon?!?!??🔪🔪🔪🐀

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ALL OF THEM

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Billy how happy would you be if I called you a a nasty but handsome guy ???

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IDCALL YOU A LIAR. IMNOT NASTY

IM DISSSGUSSTSTTINGHAHAHAHA

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Billy what do you do about evil exes

DEFEAT ALL7 OFTHEM

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Billy came to the most professional psychologist

Quite useful advice.

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What kind of insect are you? I'd like to study you like a specimen:)

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IMN9T AN INSECT IM A ROOF RAT.Or a House hippo....

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What if you moaner on my telephone till I Black Christmas all over you, Billy in 1974?

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They hit the second tower

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evil morning. gives you a cat

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WHATCAN I SAAAYYY...I'm a pussy magnet!!!HAAAAGGAHAHAHAAAA

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would ?

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WOODCHUCKSARENT REAL

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that guy from the movie

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How did you get into my house?….and why is my ceiling leaking 😃????? I need to get that fixed…😔

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Sorry. MyPiss is Acidic.

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Odysseus' bow shot arrows with 150 pounds of force and the reason it was so hard for the suitors to string was because it was a warriors bow, not a hunters bow, so it took much more strength and completely different stringing techniques, and if they used techniques for stringing a hunters bow, the bow would just bend the wrong way because at rest with no string, it would rest in the opposite direction than when it would be strung, so it took both brain and brawn to string it.

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odysssyshas a hot wife

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Meows at you . Politely :)

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MEEEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWNMOEEEWWW MIEEEESAUUUU MEOWWWA5WQQQUUAQAAQAQQAAAA

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peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers!

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BillyBucked a Bucket of Bitching Bitches

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What do you like more: Black Chocolate or White Chocolate?

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HowDare you even ask that quwstion. The Absolute Gall you have on you is outstanding. You will be hearing from myLawyer

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Tell me your three most hated things

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YOU

YOU

YOU

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heres a jar of dirt

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wow.Thank.s