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I-I was trying to be n-nice and not curse at you.
Meanie? Haven’t been called that since preschool.
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M-Meanie.
You’re just now beginning to feel that way?
#I WILL SHOVE A CACTUS UP YOUR ASS#that's literally it you will have a cactus up your ass enjoy#her not really being dumb basically she just forgets things#convo;jaxon
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Well in case y-you wanted to know, I-I'm not so I will be swallowing no m-more gum for your own s-sick enjoyment.
I’m not sure.
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I am b-beginning to feel like y-you're messing with me.
Tell them it was intentional. That you couldn’t live life without knowing what it’s like to swallow gum.

#THE TABLES HAVE DEFINITELY TABLED AND NOW THEY HAVE TABLED ONCE MORE#i am the queen of twisting words so don't fight me#she isn't this dumb she just heard that you could die that way if you swallowed it#she may have forgotten what else would have to happen before that though#convo;jaxon
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Y-You know I'm not s-stupid, right?
Maybe try swallowing few more dozens, and let’s see if you’ll die from it.
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F-Fine, I won't even b-bother to argue. Alright, I-I'll see you.
Actually it is. You can deny it, but I’m still going to say it is. Sounds good I’ll be there soon.
#she's not fully dumb just a bit not all there so she may just catch on soon enough#could you please?#I have to write a drabble that I've been puting off#convo;elliot
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I d-don't think my folks w-would want a letter saying I-I died via gum.
You should write letters to all of your family members.

#SUCKS TO SUCK DON'T IT???#but no not really#what i just love is how he's letting this go on#convo;jaxon
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S-So I have to just sit and wait to d-die?
Not yet. Give the gum time.
#let me just tell you the future is quite dark and very boring#well good for you then missy -_-#convo;jaxon
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I get told t-that a lot. I don't k-know why my brother used to t-tell me swallowing gum kills then.
Wow, you’re something special. Mhm, yes probably.
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S-Shouldn't I already b-be dead then?
Look, it’s incurable. You’re done. Dead. Cooked. Like a steak.
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W-Well...yeah. You d-don't have to call it a-attractive, it's not really. Uhm, I-I don't know, maybe n-now?
Do you always stutter? It’s kind of distracting, but attractive? Oh, when would you like me to bring you your soup and tea?
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S-So I'll survive? Yay!
This time, maybe not yet.
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B-But, I d-don't wanna die...
It’s too late now. You’ll be gum by morning.
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Y-Yay, thank you.
I’ll bring you chicken soup, and some hot tea then.
#if she finds out she wasn't dying though she'll just be very confused#it is actually#dang it#the cute has taken a hold#convo;elliot
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N-No no n-no, I don't want to b-be human s-sized gum! I d-don't wanna die.
Ah, I’m afraid so. It’s slowly going to swallow your stomach then migrate to the rest of your body. You’re eventually going to turn into a human-sized piece of chewed gum. Heard it’s extremely painful.
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Yes p-please.
Would you like me to take care of you so you don’t die?
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S-So I'm not gonna d-die?
Maybe die of dumbness.
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