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Than bites the top of the box that has the baby chicken in and maneuvers himself to climb up the house, with great stress but hey. He got up. But he waves excitedly and goes to do his best but he manages to get to the window. Than shoves Thomas and shrugs at the statements, but he hands the box over to the guy.
"Ehhh, half of your siblings seems to like me? As long as no one tattles on me.... and he doesnt check the cameras today it'll be fine. I just want you to name this chicken for me!!"
Than grins and moves to grab chocolates out for Thomas. They never hang out so, might as well do it over the top.
"Don't worry, you're like super warm so the tiny peeper would love to sleep in ur hands."
silentruse:
[Text: fine. :(]
Give an hour later, Than is messaging Thomas again. In a greater detail, Than walked out with a bag, bought chocolates, found a baby chicken (he bought one on impulse at a pet shop) and is coming over so he can do his essay with someone. He likes talking and complaining in order for him to write.
[Text: HEY DUDE, OPEN YOUR WINDOW. I NEED IN]
Thomas finds himself staying up in bed in the dark since he’s too restless to sleep. He also doesn’t feel like doing anything productive, so sleep it is. He rolls over and stares at the wall. His phone lights up, and he reaches over to check it. His eyes widen at the message.
[TEXT] What?!
He bolts out of bed, turns on a light, and scrambles to the window. Looking out, he does, in fact, see Than standing there with all this random shit. He leans over to see he’s standing on the roof above the garage, and he furrows his brows as he opens the window.
“Are you crazy?! If my dad catches you, he’ll throw you back out this very fucking window!”
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[Text: fine. :(]
Give an hour later, Than is messaging Thomas again. In a greater detail, Than walked out with a bag, bought chocolates, found a baby chicken (he bought one on impulse at a pet shop) and is coming over so he can do his essay with someone. He likes talking and complaining in order for him to write.
[Text: HEY DUDE, OPEN YOUR WINDOW. I NEED IN]
silentruse:
[Text: Why, am i annoying to hang out with?
Text: Okay, its my treat.
Text: I buy you anything if u hang out with me, like srsly, anything
Text: come on i dont wanna do my essay]
He stares at the phone and debates if he really wanna force Thomas to hang with him. Maybe this is a bad call. He knows how Thomas gets …. well he think he knows.
He watches the texts appear back-to-back, and he makes a face when he notices the part about the essay. Thomas rolls his eyes.
[TEXT] Do your fucking essay you idiot
Even if Thomas wants to, he doesn’t think he can sneak out this late. His dad watches him like a hawk. He sighs and stares up at his ceiling.
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[Text: Why, am i annoying to hang out with?
Text: Okay, its my treat.
Text: I buy you anything if u hang out with me, like srsly, anything
Text: come on i dont wanna do my essay]
He stares at the phone and debates if he really wanna force Thomas to hang with him. Maybe this is a bad call. He knows how Thomas gets .... well he think he knows.
silentruse:
Okay, texting to Thomas is always hilarious. Despite whatever Will says that Thomas scares him. He’s just has anger issues, maybe.
[Text: Wow even autocorrect is out against u. Is there even a duck hospital?]
He spams text in response. He is in no way doing this to avoid doing his essay.
[Text: Dude, wanna go to the local pet store and see if someone handed them a duck there?
Text: Are ducks even kept as pets?
Text: Dude reply faster.]
[TEXT] Fuck you
[TEXT] They probably go to a vet or something you idiot
[TEXT] No
He debates putting his phone on silent and shoving it under his bed or something. Anything to keep Than from annoying him. He ultimately decides against it and just puts his phone next to him.
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"Sometimes literal things are very important. Like, oranges. It is also the color orange." Maybe his argument is weak. Dang.
"Hmmm... you're right. I can't really back myself up. But calling them pool noodles is fun. All the kids says it back home." Maybe if kids are in it, it might sound more plausible?
silentruse:
“Wha-? I call spaghetti noodles. And so does half the…I think others call it that. ANYWAYS, my point is…. wait you call them woggles? Oh my god, that’s fucking cute. I’m gonna call ‘em that from now on, ohh my god. You’re a genius!!”
“Maybe it’s worth getting a survey out on that one.” Noodles are noodles; pasta is pasta. “Cute? It’s the original name, you know!”
….And he’s only up on that trivia because he was not all that great at swimming at the time.
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Okay, texting to Thomas is always hilarious. Despite whatever Will says that Thomas scares him. He's just has anger issues, maybe.
[Text: Wow even autocorrect is out against u. Is there even a duck hospital?]
He spams text in response. He is in no way doing this to avoid doing his essay.
[Text: Dude, wanna go to the local pet store and see if someone handed them a duck there?
Text: Are ducks even kept as pets?
Text: Dude reply faster.]
silentruse:
@semperinfernales
Than stares at his phone with amusement at the text he received from Thomas. He should had known that texting [Wanna netflix and chill? ;^) ] to see Thomas’s reaction would include a text back to him.
[Thomas: Instead of Netflix and chilling, how about Netflix and I murder you ]
Than keeps staring at the phone and just quickly replies back.
[Reply: Fuck, do it coward. Bet you get in trouble when we get to school.]
Thomas makes a face at his phone when he gets the new message. God, why was Than like this?
[TEXT] All right how about “Netflix and I put you in the ducking hospital”
He groans upon noticing what he sent and sends another text immediately after.
[TEXT] fucking* god I hate autocorrect
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@semperinfernales
Than stares at his phone with amusement at the text he received from Thomas. He should had known that texting [Wanna netflix and chill? ;^) ] to see Thomas's reaction would include a text back to him.
[Thomas: Instead of Netflix and chilling, how about Netflix and I murder you ]
Than keeps staring at the phone and just quickly replies back.
[Reply: Fuck, do it coward. Bet you get in trouble when we get to school.]
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(It's Complicated) Text Starters
"[text] I'm cuter than all of your side hoes"
"[text] Can we talk?"
"[text] I want us to be exclusive..."
"[text] I know you're expecting nudes but please come and kill this fucking spider"
"[text] You don't have to subtweet me..."
"[text] Instead of Netflix and chilling how about Netflix and I murder you"
"[text] I know you're not talking to me, but wanna bang later?"
"[text] You want an open relationship all of a sudden?"
"[text] Why did you tell everyone that we're dating?"
"[text] Okay so I kinda told my family that I'm dating someone and they might think that it's you"
"[text][image attached] me and your best friend ;)"
"[text] idk, your brother/sister/sibling is hotter than you..."
"[text] you don't know what you're missing"
"[text] bite me [text] **fight me [text] or is it??"
"[text] What are we?"
#ooc; starters#I WANT THAN AND WRATH IN THAT ONE WITH NETFLIX BUT LIKE HUMAN AU AND THEY'RE LIKE BEST RIVAL BROS
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School-Related Sentence Starters
Everyday
“Did we have homework?”
“Please be my lab partner.”
“Can I borrow a pencil?”
“I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”
“Can I copy off of you real quick?”
“Do you think the teacher is hot?”
“It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”
“Do you think the new kid is hot?”
“Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”
“You are…so dumb…”
“Was Shakespeare gay?”
“Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”
“If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”
“Can I borrow your notes?”
“This class is so boring…”
“Am I in the right classroom?”
“Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”
“Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”
“Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”
“I can’t wait to graduate…”
“Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”
Exams
“I forgot about the midterm.”
“I’m gonna FAIL.”
“Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”
“Please help me study.”
“If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”
“Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”
“I live at the library now.”
“Do you need help with the chapter?”
“I don’t even know what I don’t know.”
“I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”
“I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”
“Do you even know how to read?”
“I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”
“Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”
“I don’t need to go to college anyway.”
“Sleep is for the weak.”
“I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”
“I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”
“Your notes are just doodles.”
Lunchtime
“What’s for lunch?”
“Please trade lunches with me.”
“I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”
“There’s NO way I’m eating that.”
“All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”
“I would kill for a taco right now.”
“Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”
“There’s pizza today.”
“Is that a bug in your sandwich?”
“Ugh, this is expired.”
“Is this seat taken?”
“I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”
“Did you make this?”
“If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”
“I made brownies.”
“Let’s eat outside today.”
“Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”
“You’re in my seat.”
“These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”
Gym
“I can’t run for my life.”
“Don’t throw the ball at me!!”
“Why do you look so red?”
“I’m DYING.”
“It’s just sports! What could go wrong?��
“I can’t run anymore.”
“Your team is going DOWN.”
“Are you okay?!”
“You really suck at this, don’t you?”
“Think fast!”
“Is that the best you can do?”
“I dare you to race me.”
“I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”
Uniforms / Clothes
“I HATE these pants/skirts.”
“Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”
“I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”
“I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”
“Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”
“I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”
“I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”
“Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”
“Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”
“Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”
“Class rings are overrated.”
“We should totally get matching hoodies.”
“What show/movie is your shirt from?”
“I can see your underwear.”
Detention
“Wanna skip?”
“I can’t believe I’m in here.”
“Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”
“That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”
“I didn’t even do anything wrong…”
“Fuck the police.”
“They put me in here just for being late…”
“Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”
“A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”
“You look like you don’t belong in here.”
“This is prison.”
“I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”
“They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”
“All I did was a little graffiti.”
“I’m taking a nap.”
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RANDOM FACTS ABOUT THE MUN.
Repost, not reblog!
Tag muns you would like to get to know better when done!
Name: Vince
Nickname: Link, Vivi, Chain, and few more im sure
Age: 24
Faceclaim: I doodle my persona
Pronouns: all pronouns, mix me tf up
Height: 5′5"
Birthday: February 17th
Aesthetic: Oceans, anything with oceans
Last song you listened to: Nada - Dvicio
Favorite muse(s) you’ve written: Uhhh, I gotta say Alfred/William, only be because he's unpredictable and I would like to make him more... humane if possible.
What inspired you to take on your current muse (that you are posting this on): Uhhhh, well the basis is APH America so i would say, that I took it from Hetalia lol, but im slowly changing him up to be more personal.
What are your favorite aspects of your current muse: Hmmm... i would say how versatile I can make him? So much possible ways to interact and behave. I like to ensure that everyone he knows are like just personal.
Favorite types of threads: AU's. I want all of them. Give me everything. Fuk.
The biggest struggle in regards to your current muse: UH. I'd say like, interacting properly??? Probably all of my muses as whole. I kinda wanna do more than use Alfredo Sauce.
Tagged by: @dontgetmadgetrevenge
Tagging: [stretches leg out] Anyone why wanna
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"What, is original things not cute anymore? Come on, it is cuter! You gotta admit that if you threw a bunch of them in a pool, they look like noodles in soup!!"
Alfred likes food and if he can make connection with food to real things. He's gonna do it.
silentruse:
“Wha-? I call spaghetti noodles. And so does half the…I think others call it that. ANYWAYS, my point is…. wait you call them woggles? Oh my god, that’s fucking cute. I’m gonna call ‘em that from now on, ohh my god. You’re a genius!!”
“Maybe it’s worth getting a survey out on that one.” Noodles are noodles; pasta is pasta. “Cute? It’s the original name, you know!”
….And he’s only up on that trivia because he was not all that great at swimming at the time.
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Hi my name is Link, and I LOVE TALKING.
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The bonus is ur clean, the side effect is physical proof of one of nature's side punch. The pavement is worse to fall on :'0
silentruse replied to your post: so i fell over while running last night (because…
my f riend,, are u alright omg- the floor musta been hard for u to get bruises
it was a pavement so dlkfg yup. which also meant i didn’t get muddy but hey
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"Wha-? I call spaghetti noodles. And so does half the...I think others call it that. ANYWAYS, my point is.... wait you call them woggles? Oh my god, that's fucking cute. I'm gonna call 'em that from now on, ohh my god. You're a genius!!"
@bloodycrumpets
“If spaghetti noodles are called noodles and it doesn’t have a hole in the center. Then why are pool noodles called noodles, if it has a hole in it. Shouldn’t it be named a pool pasta? Cause like pastas have like holes in them, well certain ones do like the penne or elbow macaroni- Like rice noodles don’t even have holes in them, so why does my people call the pool float noodle that when it has a hole in it to keep you afloat? Shouldn’t it–”
[He’s very passionate to figure out why it’s called that]
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@bloodycrumpets
“If spaghetti noodles are called noodles and it doesn’t have a hole in the center. Then why are pool noodles called noodles, if it has a hole in it. Shouldn’t it be named a pool pasta? Cause like pastas have like holes in them, well certain ones do like the penne or elbow macaroni- Like rice noodles don’t even have holes in them, so why does my people call the pool float noodle that when it has a hole in it to keep you afloat? Shouldn’t it--”
[He’s very passionate to figure out why it’s called that]
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“Being silent doesn’t mean I’m not listening.” [ Home | Ask | Characters | OOC ]
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@semperinfernales
wrrow ur spicy
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Hi my fave thing is when RPing as APH America I do this bullshit
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