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op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again
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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.
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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol
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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
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are they just ignoring the fact that he’s going to need to be hospitalized, given medical treatment, and will be profoundly traumatized? there’s been a protocol with all the hostages’ care post-release and this is not it.


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Hamas Says It’s Willing to Release U.S.-Israeli Hostage Edan Alexander
Hamas said on Friday that it had agreed to free Edan Alexander, an American Israeli soldier who has been held in Gaza for 17 months, and return the remains of four other hostages, without specifying when they would be released or what it was demanding in exchange. Israel did not immediately comment on Hamas’s statement. Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli prime minister, convened a security meeting…
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HE’S COMING HOME!!!!!
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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.
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