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currently on holiday threw up on a boat, informed my partner who immediately went “it’s dan howell we need to get off the sea” before asking if i’m ok. god i hate gay people
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An important article for all to read
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"we essentially moved out because the person beneath us was renovating their house for 10 years," said Dan Howell, who is currently occupying a house that after 3.5 years of construction still isn't completed
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I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.
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write in the tags your nationality/which country you're from!
for USAmericans: write your state instead of USA to avoid having a way-too-easy yes sweep
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the thing about being an artist is that sometimes youll be making art and youll hate it and youll hate it and youll hate it and youll hate it and you hate it and youll hate it but your friends will think it is nice. and sometimes thats all you need
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Crazzyyyy that we've turned unemployed into an insult. Especially to disparage women and particularly trans women. Like I feel like maybe you should wonder why there's a large intersection between marginalized women and homelessness. Like this is blatant antifeminism and classism and everyone acts like its normal!
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She gave me what she called a “spiderjob” which freaked me & everyone else out
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hello jeremy. i'm the horse that was in your skittles. shhh no time for that now. the kingdom needs you
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can I say I was really turned on by Gerard's corpse puppet or am I pushing the limits here
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can I say I was really turned on by Gerard's corpse puppet or am I pushing the limits here
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Made these about a month ago, figured other spoonies might want to use them
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been rolling that one conversation around in my head like a marble
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