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late night reminder to self: your depressive episode will not last forever. it will have an end. tonight will not be the end of you.

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TELEVISION. Show me BEAUTIFUL WOMEN being VIOLENT

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Human Pet Guy is actually just a natural extreme in the evolution of a fetish porn author b/c it's a very well know fact that if you write a lot of fetish porn, you will inevitably end up writing a story that is basically "Fetish World: the World where everyone does my Fetish" and that's all fun and games but if you're a huge nerd (likely) you'll probably end up asking yourself how Fetish World could even be possible when obviously it would be impossible in the current sociopolitical order so now you're walking through all the political and economic changes that would be possible to enable Fetish World and before you know it you've spent way more time on worldbuilding than you have on writing the actual porn. Cybersmith simply takes this one step further. He thought through all the steps needed to make Fetish World possible and then decided those steps made enough sense that he would go out of his way to advocate for the creation of Fetish World in real life which is, and I really cannot emphasize this enough, completely fucking insane. It's such a funny concept honestly like imagine if someone read a bunch of Omegaverse fanfic and then went on Shark Tank to pitch them on bioengineering men who can get ass pregnant

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Happy Stroganoff Sunday

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cunty

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Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

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A grown ass adult when you vote for a different character on a tumblr poll

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Your mouse art is adorable! Mariella's so cute, specifically in a way that reminds me of Hilda by Duane Bryers. Cute, curvy, and unapologetically living their lives to the happiest! <3

Aw yeah I miss when she was doing rounds on tumblr! Here's a little homage to one of the pieces here

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i need to talk to my mutuals more

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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I had a dream last night that hit video game Sea of Thieves released a new throwable item (similar to the bombs) that was just called Ship In a Bottle, that, understandably to the name, just spawned an entire ship wherever it was thrown. The ship had random cosmetics based on the inventory of whoever threw it, and if you threw it and boarded the new ship, the game counted it as leaving your old crew and starting a new one in the same server. Nifty stuff

There was a lore reason, as some important lore character had ditched the crew of their former captain (the new seasonal villain), they in-lore used one to those bottles to sail off into the sunset on a new vessel to become a friendly npc and that was exactly what the new item was supposed to reflect

Now, it didn't take people long to realize how utterly busted the new throwable was, being able to spawn an entire ship on command

Sure, if you threw it out on the water it was fine, harmlessly spawning a ship, true to its function

But if you threw it, say, at another ship, then things got silly

Just throwing it at all became nutty, as whatever ship you hit would be blasted with the equivalent of a ship full speed ramming into you, which did oodles of damage, introduced a new obstacle into the battle, and was already a menace on its own

But the real damage came from boarding the ship. You throw it on the main deck, well congratulations there's an entire other ship blocking your opponent's access to their cannons, but if you boarded their ship and threw it below deck, you basically just won as both ships clipped into each other and ripped each other to shreds as the physics engine freaked out, killing any players on board as well

Even if you could fix all the holes in your vessel, the thrown one would still sink, dragging you down with it. It was very much a hilarious and janky as shit win button and everyone knew it

Eventually the devs decided to try and fix it, making it so you could only spawn it in water, but this lead to people boarding a ship with a full bucket, pouring some water on the ground, and then spawning the ship anyway

The game was utter chaos for a good while, all balancing was ruined, it was janky as all hell, and it was so fucking funny

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Me: woah that girl over there is like 30cm tall! (9ft) But wait... this girl has certainly had to hear every joke and comment in the book about her height... I should just not bring it up at all. Hey girl! Your hair is nice!

Tall girl: Thanks... I grew it myself.

MY OBNOXIOUS RIVAL: Hey girl! Did anyone ever tell you that you're tall as FUCK? Who needs a ladder when we got you am I right???

Tall girl: Wow... no one has ever noticed my height before. I was starting to get self-conscious... thank you. Would you like to go for a drink?

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there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment 

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw” 

edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered

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reblog to cover prev’s face and neck in so many kisses, they won’t stop giggling