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ai generating my suicide note cause I couldn't think of anything

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I got a snail and my betta is being such a creeper. he’s not trying to attack it he’s just following it around staring at it lol

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warning: dangerous your mom alert. Tornado* watch** occurring in these counties: my penis

*style of blow job

**a watch indicates favorable conditions for formation, while a warning indicates imminent formation

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I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

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her: this pussy gonna DEVOUR that cock

me: *so scared I hide in a replica of the Trojan Horse for 50 years*

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uh... goomba from the super mario bros games here. i jack off to white people

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my three-year-old fruit bat just switched to linux

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//venting

dude I can’t believe this 2 of these little monkeys already fell off the bed AND bumped their heads after I wagged my finger at them and told them, verbatim, “no more jumping on the bed” I even called the doctor and he told me the exact same thing they don’t listen to me when I fucking talk I hate this fucking place

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If you're not white, you can kindly shut the fuck up about the following things:

Jacking off to the goombas from Super Mario Bros

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I hit a lot of water drops!💧💦💨 (4x speed)

たくさんの水滴に当たったよ！💦💨 (4倍速)

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still cant believe dutch took bill to brontes party instead of john

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okay! very cool!

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He’s writing in his diary