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Eating a Nature Valley Granola Bar because they pissed you off smau- (requested !)

⟢ chars: gojo, geto, nanami, sukuna, toji, choso, itadori, megumi

⟢ tags: crack, fluff

⟢ A/N: oh my days I finally got this done 😭 this is the first requested smau i've done- I hope i've done it right ❤️

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quick announcement- to the ppl that requested stuff im so sorry i promised you guys smaus by end of wed but i cannot find the time 😔😔

TRUST when i say i swear on my life ill get something posted by the end of this week.

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there was a smau request that i rlly liked, but i just think it would be kinda hard to do over a texting format, so im gonna do it as a series with each character getting a long-ish drabble!!

to the person that originally requested this, i hope its okay w you :)

once i write the first one, the link to the series will be here

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OKAY SORRY THIS ISN'T AN ASK but I tried to send one before and it sent before I finished so now it seems like a demand 😭 I'm sorry! I was be like " would be nice! If ur still doing request" BUT IT SENT EARLY 😭 so uh my apologies

allg dw!! as long as your not straight up rude its completely fine, i saw ur request n ill be getting it done soon :)

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Haiiiya! Smua rec with a mean reader ( pre-relationship) teasing the jjk characters

ofc!! ive got a few requests to catch up on so hopefully ill be done by like around next week? I tend to procrastinate and ive got some uni work so I am a bit slow 😓

[sillykikii]

I read through your rules for requests and I haven't yet found anything specific against requesting something suggestive.

But I'd still like to ask and confirm if we can request something of the sort of not, just so that no boundaries are crossed.

Thank you, have a good day!

im completely fine w suggestive!! i just skip the minors (like megumi and itadori) when i write, because I'm a bit iffy on aged up (js my personal opinion)

request away! :)

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Hi Kiki! I absolutely love your writing and was wondering if we could get a funny smau where the jjk men piss us off so we eat a nature valley granola bar in their bed as retaliation? Thanks!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

first of all, tysm for the support!! also I LOVE this idea, the kinda of granola bar is very specific

i will hopefully get it done by next wednesday <33

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can you do a smau where they were arguing but they make reader cry, so they apologize😵‍💫🙏

ofc!! i will get this one done hopefully by next tuesday <3

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guys a reminder i am taking requests!! so go ahead and drop some smau/drabbles you want me to do in my asks :)

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KIKII'S MARVELOUS MASTERLIST!!

⟢ geto drabble!!

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GETO DRABBLE!

⟢ tags: fluff, geto and his luscious hair (give me your hair routine)

⟢ A/N: first drabble!! Feedback is appreciated as always :)

Suguru took pride in maintaining himself regularly and keeping himself clean. You would join in as well— doing skincare together, cutting each others nails, but he the most important and sacred part of him was his hair.

You always knew he hated when anyone touched it— he took such good care of it with his 5 different bottles of shampoo and conditioner (which is actually more than you have). Because of this, you always made sure to never touch his hair without his permission, but little did you know, he loved you always massaging his scalp, and didn’t mind you combing your fingers through his silky locks, as long as you were gentle. He always asks for you to wash his hair, hoping you’d soon catch on and start offering instead.

“Angel, can you wash my hair for me?” Suguru holds up one of his conditioners.

You giggle, walking on your knees in the bath as he makes a little room behind him so you can reach. Pumping the liquid into your hand, you begin to massage the ends of his hair while he leans back to rest his head on your collarbone. ”You’re so pretty, Sugu.”

He hums, “you’re prettier, baby.”

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Buying condoms but you buy XS as a prank smau

⟢ chars: gojo, geto, nanami, sukuna, toji, choso

⟢ tags: crack, suggestive/smut

⟢ A/N: I'm not gonna be including megumi and itadori in this one because they're minors (ik in the timeskip they aren't but still)

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it is a FACT it is NOT possible for a worm to go up someone’s nose and it NEVER will be.

it is CANON megumi has NEVER had a worm up his nose and he NEVER will because it is NOT possible for a human to get a worm up their nose and it NEVER will be.

thats nice thank you

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"Would you love me if I was a worm?" smau

⟢ chars: gojo, geto, nanami, sukuna, toji, choso, itadori, megumi

⟢ tags: crack, fluff

⟢ A/N: this is my first smau so feedback would be appreciated!!

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Short geto drabble.ᐟ.ᐟ (spicy, suggestive)

𝗐𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗍: 424

ɴᴏᴛ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛ ꜱᴍᴜᴛ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴘɪᴄʏ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴜɢɢᴇꜱᴛɪᴠᴇ⋆˙⟡

ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ꩜.ᐟ

“You always look at me like you want trouble.”

Suguru’s voice was a low hum against your ear, silky and dangerous, like his gesa sliding down strong shoulders. The old, dark kimono—the same one he used to wear beside Gojo—still clung to his frame, whether out of habit or some quiet nostalgia. Maybe both—it made him look like a fallen god, calm and collected, yet ready to ruin.

Your back met the cold wall with a soft thud, and he caged you in with ease, one hand braced above your head, the other curling around your waist. His touch was warm, his body even warmer—towering over you with broad shoulders and a frame that made you feel impossibly small.

"You make it hard not to," you whispered, gaze flicking up to meet those deep, violet eyes. They were half-lidded, sharp with intent, framed by dark lashes and strands of ink-black hair that had slipped free from his tie. It fell over his cheek, a contrast too pretty for how dark his thoughts ran.

He smirked. Slowly. “You’re playing with fire, princess.”

You barely had time to breathe before he closed the gap. His mouth slanted over yours, deep and demanding, tongue hot and hungry as it licked into you like he owned the air in your lungs. His kiss was all heat and control—teasing, but firm. Dominant.

Your fingers tangled in his long hair, tugging just hard enough to earn a low groan from deep in his throat.

His hips rolled forward just slightly—just enough for you to feel it. His hard length pressed against your thigh through the layers of his robes, the thick outline unmistakable, and your stomach twisted with heat.

You gasped, and he pulled back with a knowing grin, lips wet, eyes half-lidded and amused. “Mm. What’s that face for?” he teased, voice low and sinful. “Didn’t expect me to be this big, sweetheart?”

Your breath hitched. You tried to form a sentence, but your brain short-circuited the moment you felt the weight of him pressed against your thigh.

“I didn’t think you’d be… this big,” you breathed, voice barely above a whisper.

He grinned, slow and cocky, eyes gleaming with heat.

“Oh, sweetheart,” he purred, “that’s the bare minimum of what I’ve got for you.”

His hand slid lower, dragging down your spine, firm and slow.

“Don’t worry,” he murmured into your skin, “I’ll make sure you remember exactly how big I am.”

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KIKII'S MARVELOUS (smau) MASTERLIST!!

⟢ "would you love me if I was a worm?"

⟢ buying condoms but it's XS as a prank

⟢ eating a nature valley granola bar because they pissed you off

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"Would you love me if I was a worm?" smau

⟢ chars: gojo, geto, nanami, sukuna, toji, choso, itadori, megumi

⟢ tags: crack, fluff

⟢ A/N: this is my first smau so feedback would be appreciated!!