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The best doggy piñata

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Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

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Hey Hector

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Who are you when you're not performing?

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🤎⚜️🤎Travel of the Stars🤎⚜️🤎

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no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid

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I will get there

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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

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Yet another Starship has exploded, and this time it scattered debris all over over the Gulf of Mexico

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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