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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it
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i was put on this planet to doodle and draw in mspaint. hard times for tom. hard times indeed..
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literally have rory's anatomy done i just hve to dress him and i want to beat my tablet about it ive been working on it forever and by that i mean i get frustrated and work on something else. its not GOOD ENOUGH for him hes my sweet darling ANGEL. I CANT PUT HIM IN SOMETHING UGLY!! HES THE TALK OF THE TOWN...
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i need them to blast me with gamma rays or something idc if i turn into a horrible monster if it cures the illness. preventing my touys time. The world doesnt even know about my ocs.. theyre forgetting my special guys. im going to turn myself into the creature from the radioactive lake (we dont have a black lagoon but we do have radioactive lake water) and draw pictures in my underwater lab
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unironically the only motivational poster that has ever worked for me
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having the worst flareup known to man i swear to god i can feel the fibromyalgia taking me over. pissng me off. every joint feels like riiight before it cracks when it does that and it hurts the second before it does that. its just that pain and no matter how much i move it wont fucking crack and let up. God Damn son of A Bitch
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Can you tell this dub was recorded in South Carolina, and in 1995?
#'nice try miss thang' knocked me on my ass. I know her.. i know her i swear.. shes like a sister to me now#save
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discord is broken? tumblr is a cesspit? twitter is evil? join us on bleeble! talkr is free ^w^. all your friends are moving over to deadjournal. harassmeonline is open source and the devs only killed three people. nobodytalksforum has great moderators. poob's starting up an sms app. use poob. give poob your phone number. talk to me on poob. go to poob. dive into poob. poob has me for you. poob has me for you.
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just walked past a guy whose shirt said PLINY THE ELDER huge across the back like a jersey
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Get warm with papa
(For context this is a male rescue cat who climbed into an incubator full of orphaned kittens and went mine now)
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