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I had enough fun with my gwen stefani birthday karaoke to survive this weekend
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I want to be attractive for you guys the personal blog starring crystal fern alvin
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Im sorry i cant sponsor you in this challenge i have no faith in you
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Saw Barbra Hutchinson on the train back from the office. She sucked my toes <33333
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I love to go to the beach and dick on the sand samsung free ships to get my big dick 12 inches dyking pig dummy
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I am so against not letting your roommate know when your penis is out like listen i get it all because of russh i get that sometimes you dont want them to see it but on the other hand there is something infinitely more romantic about your cock being out for them to see and its insane to me that yall are so worried about it like at some point one of you is dedicating their arm within reach of your penis thats freaky on both ends and not being able to see each other naked is just unrealistic in my personal opinion.
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ooooo they left the kayak in the lake all summer !! I’m kayakingggggggggggg
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Can't find the original post but found this buried in my photo roll
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Don’t ask me where I’ve been. I was living with a dragon in the golden hills
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Grimaceboyfriend gave me the worst handjob last night and when I told him i wasn’t impressed he DESTROYED it with his teeth like CMON
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We cant let everything die i feel bad for the babies
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I want an AI to write me a sex scene GAY FORTNITE LOL
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