sillytsukes

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@wpawntoe4

favirote moots?

(People you tag have to reblog and say their favorite moots)

Okay wait

@ibrokeurheartbcuzubrokemine @foliverfalls @allyeilishh @addisonraesbaby @emiliesblohsh @bilsslut @noodleswashere @bilsbabyy @bitchesbrokenpromises @billsdollie

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reblog for fred :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

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how bad does the rendering have to be for this to happen? (just asking for a friend i do not plan on killing anyone...yet.)

I'm bad at graphic design but I can render my enemy's family immobile :3

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and stab wounds are just extra pockets! (oh boy... GUYS STOP RUNNIN AWAY :((( its just extra storage!!!)

Remember kids! One man's manslaughter is another man's laughter!

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millions of tongues that lick the plates clean, thats what

How come microwaves have windows but dishwashers don't? What are they hiding??

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... do you want @satan-unofficial to win?

I want to become a Mandela Effect. Delete my account, delete all posts. Have no trace I existed, but everyone swears I did

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i have it worse the one which i dont have is the promise one that costs money and guess what?

the promise event is OVER

But for real, I crash out every single time I see this (⁠╯⁠ರ⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠ರ⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

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how mean im gonna tell god

y-you want a fizzy drink? :passes you a bottle of holy water:

i added blue food colouring so its gonna be good, we know that

(GODAMMIT WHY NOT ASK ANONYMOUSLY YOU EVIL BITCHHEAD)

i love Holy Water™, but I'll pass cause I'm trying to stay in shape for the apocalypse

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AW

BUT FIZZY DRINK

PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSE? I NEED A F(R)IEND TO DIE WITH ME AS WE DRINK HOLY WATER TOGETHER

y-you want a fizzy drink? :passes you a bottle of holy water:

i added blue food colouring so its gonna be good, we know that

(GODAMMIT WHY NOT ASK ANONYMOUSLY YOU EVIL BITCHHEAD)

i love Holy Water™, but I'll pass cause I'm trying to stay in shape for the apocalypse

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oH gOD nOT tHE bLACK sHIRT aND sUNGLASSES aHHHH

ZayneMC's teenage daughter cameo

Daughter: Stop it, mom. I heard you on the phone telling dad how he "looks so yummy" today. It's gross!

MC: I'm sorry for that, snowflake. But when your dad wears something even remotely fashionable, I have to compliment him! To reinforce good behavior! Or else the black shirt and sunglasses are gonna come out again!

Zayne: It's true. It's like training a seal.

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examples include:

"If you speak one more word, I’m about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking cliff." "Case closed! Obviously the victim… uh… tax-evaded themselves to death." "Speeding = taxable offense. Your car is mine now." "Chat, we can’t giggle—it’s a crime scene." "You look guilty. Wanna be guilty?" "Best I can do is five Fun Bucks."

I HAVE A BUNCHA FUNNY QUOTES FOR MY OC ARAQIEL

BASICALLY

ARAQIEL:

female

smartass fucker gremlin

chaos

yippee!! is that blood? burn them

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I HAVE A BUNCHA FUNNY QUOTES FOR MY OC ARAQIEL

BASICALLY

ARAQIEL:

female

smartass fucker gremlin

chaos

yippee!! is that blood? burn them

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YES

YES

SOMEONE FINALLY

GETS IT

"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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slorp

Can we get some water in here?

Drinkable water...

watering hole

all are welcome to take a drink.

neutral ground for tumblr users

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its!!!! 1!!!! am!!!! its 1am!!!! and all im doing is watching anime because i can!!!! woweeeeee

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baby is infant

lovebirds are attraction avians

sweetheart is sugary cardiac muscle

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god study.com videos really are something

"birds couldnt be able to fly without breathing" no shit sherlock