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logged into tumblr for the first time in months just for american psycho yaoi

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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here is a playlist entirely of songs sung by women about going down on / fingering other women ! happy pride 😇

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Metro Center, Washington, DC

photo: David Castenson

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when the scheming advisor is exposed and detained and yells at the guards to unhand him thats actually a pretty reasonable response. up until like two minutes ago that wouldve just worked.

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if climate change means heat waves like this are here to stay, then the united states needs to shift the structure of our society to the mediterranean/equatorial model of the siesta. nothing but resting between 11a and 4p.

sorry bosses, we are going to split shifts. my brain and my body close up shop at 90 degrees farenheit. see u at sunset. or in october.

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Wedding night

(Part 1) (Part 2)

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all timer to me

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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lmfaoooo wtf