silmaridiot

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Putting all tabletop players into a college level ethics class and forcing them to turn in a paper on moral philosophy before buying a new book

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i could literally never be in the fellowship of the ring. what if we were running for our lives through the vast, dark halls of khazad-dum and my tummy hurted. what then

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Frodo’s a little impatient!

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HOLY SHIT I FOUND A WILD HOBBIT LOVE IN THAT CHICAGO READER MAGAZINE

The hobbit love edit is an essential and influential part of the lotr fandom

Know your herstory

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LOTR Characters as things my 70+ year-old Paleontology Professor has said:

Gimili: I wore camouflage because the faculty likes to throw things at me.

Frodo: Don’t make dinosaur noises at me in public. I will get scared.

Gandalf: I am old and decrepit. My bones ache.

Pippin: *shakes* TOO MUCH CAFFEINE!!!

Saruman: I’m gonna steal your backbone and put it on public display.

Samwise: i’M oUt iN tHe FiElD iN mY BiRkiEs

Merry: There’s bones here. Its a boner.

Legolas: *crouches on top of chair and imitates dinosaur noises while wiggling butt*

Aragorn: I never broke a bone until a 70 year old woman hit me skiing.

Gandalf: This university used to be good, but it has deteriorated over the past couple years…like my back and my brain.

Samwise: I get into arguments about flower sperm….

Sauron: I’m talking about strippers, mastication….and now whips.”

Legolas: Yes, I got that close to a lion. He was a FINE boy. A lazy boy. *longing sigh*

Boromir: That orgasm was so loud all the pterodactyls took to the air!!!

Pippin: Theres nothing like being chased by a goose!

pt2: the hobbit characters as things my 70+ year-old Paleontology Professor has said

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Eowyn Witch King by muzhur

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He was my brother…

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Ive got three surprise bills from two different medical facilities and I can’t pay them off because my work is so unstable right now (they only had me work one four hour day this week) if you can help, literally anything helps. I’m going to have to cancel the rest of my treatment for this shit so I’ll likely just be getting worse :)

Venmo: @honeybitchin

Ca$happ: @coniferconifer

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Lord of the Rings character studies by Lorenzo Colangeli

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i go buckwild for people drawing thorin and bilbo as old men in love. grey and silver haired men, sharing gentle and loving kisses, because they’ve been through hell and back together, and they deserve their happily ever after

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I'm taking a break from my comic to draw Lotr/Tolkien fanart. Started with Galadriel.

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the last of the giants sung by the free folk / art by serena malyon / the elvish song of the ent and entwife / art by suzanne-helmigh

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i've said this before but

Broke: all Tolkien's elves talk in proper Shakespearean English with thee and thou and such

Woke: all Tolkien's elves talk like PG Wodehouse characters

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I misread someone’s “I don’t own the Silmarillion” disclaimer as “I don’t own the Silmarils” and legit my only thought was a heartfelt “good” as though the Silmarils are a real thing and all of us are in constant danger of being murdered by the Sons of Fëanor if we don’t tell everyone on the internet we don’t own them

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I attempted @arlenianchronicles DTIYS!

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Legolas&Gimli, just vibin

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“we were supposed to take the exit on I-65”

i love their dynamic,, also what kind of ship name is gigolas that’s absolutely horrid