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March 15 AM: heading to the Senate
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Julius Caesar: [thinking he's about to bring back the monarchy and make himself king]
Meanwhile, the senate:
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i painted my toes so i could ride shotgun, its summertime!!!
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Really though, like we've made our cities so uncomfortable even for housed people, just in an effort to hurt the homeless. Parks and beaches close at night so homeless can't sleep there. Loitering is illegal so homeless can't sleep there. No bench at the bus stop because someone might sleep on it. No overnight parking because someone might sleep in the car there.
These laws aren't even beneficial to housed populations of the city, and they purely exist out of a) hatred for the homeless and b) an attempt to make your city look "presentable" to tourists. And it just sucks all-around.
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not to be too forward but where do you want our honeymoon to be?
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slow and steady wins the race 🐌
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Genius
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Katara and Zuko by hrlshnv on Twitter!!
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I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead
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When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

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Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.
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how do i get close to you
You can’t
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men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty sock i’m begging
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