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happy ides of March

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

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Anti public defender sentiment NOW of all times has GOT to be a psyop and I’m not being hyperbolic

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my dragon hoard EXPANDS

BEHOLD MY PLUSHIE ARMY!!!

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You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson

Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence

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Someone mentioned that white women benefited the most from DEI initiatives, which is true statistically speaking but watching fascist trolls take that and parrot over and over again “White women were the ones who abused DEI the most so it’s not racist to oppose it.” is making me want to pull my hair out and claw my way up the wall. Also, I don’t think white women deserve to be discriminated against on the basis of gender either. That is not a gotcha.

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Being a trans woman is like if you ever turned off your customer service voice you die

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I remmeber there was an arc in X-Men Evolution when all of the teen mutants got outed. Jean Grey was on the school basketball team for years, but as soon as her teammates found out she was a mutant, every time she made a shot during practice they accused her of using her powers to cheat. She eventually just had to quit the team to avoid harassment. Which could be an allegory for nothing.

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Or to widen the net: “Entitled jerk must stop being entitled jerk to win over girl.”

There really was a time in the 2000s where every romcom could be summed up as: “womanizing sex pest falls in love with one of the girls he was playing and decides to stop being a womanizing sex pest so she will love him back.”

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There really was a time in the 2000s where every romcom could be summed up as: “womanizing sex pest falls in love with one of the girls he was playing and decides to stop being a womanizing sex pest so she will love him back.”

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Gotta admit, any one of these would work on me.

Love me some burritos.

Source: could be worse comics

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