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chillin on a Saturday night

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what they don't tell you is that a well-written fic can get you to ship anything, and i mean ANYTHING. notp? not anymore. you will stay up late thinking about and crying over them for the rest of your life. characters you don't even know from a piece of media you've never engaged with? fuck it, they belong to you now. problematic ship that you loved to hate and now just love to love, that you must never tell your friends about? don't worry, ao3 knows how to keep a secret. like. a well-written fic will have you acting UP and that's a fact baby !!

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lua — cool (201017)

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the way my jaw dropped at this bit

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Seeking a sponsor for an episode of Game Changer.

What I can offer: Meaningful, lighthearted, fun brand integration into one episode of season 7, in exchange for $50 - 100k (though I will probably end up going with the highest bidder).

Interested? Get at me!

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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

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i hate finding things out about the writers of the fanfics i read

uhm no the fic about those teenagers fucking isnt silly anymore youre 28 years old

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I just saw a post about leverage that contained the words "since Eliot is heterosexual," and I'm just sitting here like. I'm sorry, Eliot is what?! The rest of the person's point is fine and good, but my brain cannot comprehend watching Leverage and concluding that Eliot fucking Spencer is a straight man when the ot3 is RIGHT FUCKING THERE.

[Spoilers for OG Leverage]

(Also, Eliot already knew he wasn't straight before he met the crew. The implication is VERY much there with Moreau too.)

And there's just so much to enjoy when it comes to the ot3...

The way Parker and Hardison watch him with glee and obvious appreciation as he beats up Sterling in the pub, like this is not the first time their boyfriend has done this (and they love to see it every time).

The way he grabs the back of Hardison's neck when they're dealing with the Spanish flu. "We agreed we all change. For better or worse, we change together." (And just all of the rundown job bc 🥵)

The story Nate tells in the finale involves them dying hand in hand, linked forever. The actual wedding vows Eliot himself says at the end.

Eliot Spencer is not heterosexual, and you can pry the leverage ot3 from my cold dead hands while my ghost hovers overhead cursing you loudly and vehemently.

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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

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the great thing about being a fanfic writer: if there's a certain fanfic plot you can't find, you can make it yourself.

the terrible thing about being a fanfic writer: now you *have* to write that fanfic plot you can't find.

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🌙 LOONA Vivi Everyday I Love You (feat. Haseul), 2017

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#Guess who's the only one allowed to stay

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shout out to all the bitches NOT having gay sex this pride month

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Someone please let the volunteers at the Church of St Marys rest

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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post