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why do you and others like vaccines so much?
not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies
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we need to get rid of the umbrella term “religion”, the more you learn about religions the more you realize that they have no business being categorized together
buddhism has zero theological dependencies, it’s entirely philosophical islam is mainly focused on establishing a theocratic islamic state judaism relies on a list of guidelines to be symbolically set apart by God with little theological clarity (you can be jewish and not believe in an afterlife) christianity is just judaism in the opposite direction (same God, but tons of theological explanations and the assumption that you’ll figure out how to act from there)
the idea of a religion umbrella was made up by Big Atheism to make more people atheist smh
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Liberals are way too obsessed with DEl. Perry the platypus would be so disappointed, Doofenshmirtz has no place in our government.
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babe wake up, new meme template dropped



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Started a stobotnik gay counter during a sonic movie marathon with pals. After the first movie we are at 16.
Will reblog with updates.
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so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
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biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning
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That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
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