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My family used to visit Denmark quite often when I was young. I can't say I understand Danish, but as a Swede it was at least possible to do some basic communication when needed. Except when it came to their numbering system and you just end up staring helplessly at them.
If you bought something from a kiosk and there wasn't a digital display available to help decipher what numerical gibberish they had just sprouted, you just held out all your money and let them pick out the correct amount themselves.

People have been mocking France while giving Denmark a pass for far too long
#I still have no idea what 'halv tres' means - I just know that it is fact NOT half of 'tres'#*internal screeming*
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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
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"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper
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accidentally too straightforward courtship
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Eurovision Semi final 1 out of context
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How to Train Your Dragon (EMOJI EDITION)
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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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I love when characters scream each other's names in panic, helplessly watching as someone they care about gets hurt or dragged away or threatened.
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Special Agent Fox "I do not gaze at Scully" Mulder ⤷ [8/13] ✧ Season Eight
#is there anything better than a character looking adoringly at another?#just looking at them and radiating the love they have for them#the x files
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ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
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my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information
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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
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Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???
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