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No wait, random worldbuilding idea:
A people who have an age-old tradition, that when warriors left home to go to war, their family that remains home prepare funeral goods for them while they wait, sewing them the clothes and preparing the tools and all that they will be buried with - to emotionally prepare them to the hard possibility that the one who left will not return home alive. If the warrior returns, their burial goods are all burned in a bonfire that is lit for the celebration of their return.
And to this modern day, mothers of the culture will tell their children "fine, but let me take your measures for burial clothes before you go" as a way of telling them that something they're about to do is lethally stupid. Sharing stories about just how dramatic their mothers are, someone tells their group of friends that his mother once actually took out a measuring tape to start taking his measures when he said he's leaving home for a work trip.
And another one goes "pfft, yeah. This one time I went to a rock concert and came back home to mom sitting on her sewing machine, fucking making me a funeral coat."
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the choctaw vampire hunters in sinners, photographed by eli joshua adé, smpsp.
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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again
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why are people so obsessed with everything being an app? I keep seeing so many things people just asking for whatever to have an app and it's just like. or you could just use the fucking website. websites do exist. you can use them. it doesn't need to be an app.
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If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science
#i never thought of anything better in the over a decade i've had it#and now 'silver' is basically my name with my roommates#so i *can't* change my username at this point#changing it is basically illegal now
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some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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proshipper? no, no, i wouldn’t call myself a professional, i’m a hobbyist at best
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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.
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Different strokes for different folks, different flags for
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you have to be around asexual perverts it’s good for your health
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