Marshall, 30, any pronouns are fine! Posts may be NSFW, blog is 18+! You got a token proving you destroyed it. About | Twitch | SteamIcon/Character design by @daftpatience! Current icon by @captainanaugi!
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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.
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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
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Epauletted fruit bats By: Unknown photographer From: Wildlife Fact-File 1990s
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This reminds me of that time last summer when I died and went to hell
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let’s be bewildered on a branch with mama
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quite a few egg anons lately...
tbf all "cis men" are eggs
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whatever else you have to say about katy perry i do have to say "do you ever feel like a plastic bag" is maybe one of the all time funniest ways to start a song
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🌸 affirmations 🌸
there is nothing wrong with me
it is the world that has to change
it is the world that will change
revenge makes poor anodyne, but it will have to do
that feeling in the pit of my stomach is the dragon
heaven exists to be summited
an eye for an eye gives me two eyes
my polearm technique is unparalleled
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i attracted a deathclaw to my settlement and all it ever does is queue for beverages
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Mountain lion kitten attacking mom, Bandelier National Monument, New Mexico. NPS photo.
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