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each year congress people should be required to go on a field trip where they each get dumped in the middle of a random u.s. town & handed a phone with google maps & forced to find their way back to washington solely through the use of local public transportation systems.
to be clear i don't think this would improve our political reality in any way, but it would be fun to watch
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I CANNOT get over @asexualzoro‘s headcanon that Brook doesn’t know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just.
brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captain
Edit: it’s canon
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One like = one smooch on his little head
One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes
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they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there
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GOING TO THE DOCTOR
Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die
Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know
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are all animals dangerous?
every animal has the potential to be dangerous under certain circumstances. for instance, a dog could bite you, a moth could distract a UPS driver into plowing through your living room window, you could inhale and choke on an earthworm.
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“it’d be so hot to make out with jonathan in a rain storm and get all wet with him”
“i’d love to share a bed with scarecrow and watch him come home after his crimes and get changed into pjs”
“i could marry him even with my debilitating hay fever”
“i want him to carry me up to the bedroom in his arms”

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Happy pride month!! :o>>
I mostly just wanted to draw the collector in those socks, then got distracted,, hornet is my favorite of this bunch. Good colors :o] might draw thk once my moiral wakes up
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masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me
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in college back in 2018 i still didn't have a smart phone yet and they introduced DUO two-factor authentication and I carried one of the physical "clickers" because I couldn't use the phone app. I remember classmates being unable to participate in class or print assignments at the library even with school desktop computers because they left their phones ate home by accident or their phones died so they couldn't login to their school profiles.
professors started doing those kahoots quiz games for attendance points and I told them I couldn't participate because I didn't have a smart phone.
one of my professors scoffed in front of the whole class and said, "are you serious?" i said "are you going to pay for my data plan?"
he relented because he had to and every single day he had to print out a little physical quiz for me to take while everyone else did kahoots. it was so funny bc it was a lecture hall with like 150 students. he gave up after like 3 times and just counted me present.
at work i refuse to have a single work-related app on a phone they aren't paying for so they always have to order me the physical "clickers" for double authentication and they act like I'm pouring concrete in their shoes about it lmaoo
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