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my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty
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#the hang out in my backyard#i was eating a salad in my car and i watched 3 of them walk into the woods
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hanging with my boys in the senate on wednesday the 15th, cant wait to see what theyve got planned, i hope its a suprise party
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It's almost the Ides of March and you know what that means...
And of course, if we can get 10k votes on this, I will make the salad. Last year I didn't get to make it. Let's change that this year!
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I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)
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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
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#simple#watch mr rogers neighborhood and accept that he still sees the good in you even if you don’t see it yourself
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“This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke” that’s great honestly. I like when people here suffer over inane stuff, it’s funnier than the original joke, let’s keep it going
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its really crazy how fast food was billed as cheap for the price of being shitty and now its just like...... well with these prices might as well get an actually decent meal at a real restaurant lol
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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”
Americans:
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The more things change, the more they stay the same
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