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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange
Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!
Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!
And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.
Last place is still a place, baby.
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things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
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Let's
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To defeat the huns
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god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink
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wip, recently discovered Epic the musical, the story, drama ,emotions, all....was kinda epic haha
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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
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CHAPPELL JUST SUNG THE SUBWAY IN WARSAW SHE SAID ITS HER NEWEST SONG LIKE OMG THE SUBWAY FINALLY COMING OUT??? IVE BEEN WAITING FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
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LILO AND STITCH (2002) Dir. Chris Sanders & Dean DeBlois
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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction
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