silvrnightingale
silvrnightingale
I will steal your soul and toss it to the sun
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silvrnightingale · 7 days ago
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My brother is diagnosed autistic. I asked him what the numbers 2 and 7 have in common.
He said they're both numbers.
That is the correct answer.
My answer to this question when I first heard it? That they both have straight lines that form angles less than 90 degrees. And then I learned the purpose of the question.
I think it's about time I get assessed.
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silvrnightingale · 26 days ago
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The gender fluids are not for drinking. They are, however, an effective coolant for keeping the website from overheating.
woah you're gender fluid? that's so cool. *drinks u
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silvrnightingale · 1 month ago
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The scariest part of how this country is going is when it finally reaches you.
My family (me, my brother, mom, and dad) used to thrive just fine on my dad's salary.
Now, they (my mom, dad, and brother) are struggling. They have to be very tight with money.
Prices on everything are going up, and we live in Texas. This is one of the best states to be in because things are relatively cheaper here. Gas is cheaper. Certain groceries are cheaper. Rent for a 2-bedroom apartment can be as low as $700.
And yet, they're struggling.
And to make matters worse, they just got a yellow notice from the IRS. The IRS fucked up on their end and they are ignoring my father's attempts to make them fix it. It almost feels like they're fucking up on purpose.
And now I'm stressed because the people I care about are going to be on the streets...
And I don't know what to do about it. I don't think anyone would if they were in this situation.
Knowing my family is not the only one suffering this way angers me. It shows just how much our government has fucked up.
I'm this close to giving up...
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silvrnightingale · 4 months ago
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I'm gonna use it to cut open cheese packets
This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.
I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.
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silvrnightingale · 4 months ago
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Look, just... Listen for a second, okay? Just fucking listen. When a host is asking you "How many?" when you walk in through the door, they are not asking to know how many menus you need. They are asking so that they know how big of a table to put you at. Today, I was working a host shift, and when I asked how many people were in her party, she said 6. My coworker put 6 into the system. I take them to their table. It's a 6-top table. The following convo ensued: Lady: That's not gonna be big enough. Me: You said it was only 6, right? Lady: Yes, but we also have 2 babies. Me: Oh! So it's 8. My apologies. Lady: Yes, but only 6 of us are eating. Me, fuming at this point, speaking as politely as I can because I've already dealt with enough bullshitery: Alright. Just for future reference, we need to know the total amount just so we can know how big of a table to put your party at. Lady: Ohh! Okay. Sorry about that. Like.... Is this just not common knowledge?
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silvrnightingale · 6 months ago
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People who eat mayonnaise in their mac and cheese are evil. Period.
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silvrnightingale · 6 months ago
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HOW!?!?!?
I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
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silvrnightingale · 6 months ago
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i miss boops and i crave violence
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silvrnightingale · 6 months ago
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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
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silvrnightingale · 6 months ago
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James Gunn and Anthony Mackie make a pretty good team. The new Captain America movie was SO much better than the last few Marvel movies that came out. Dwarfs them. It gave the same vibes as the Marvel movies from before the first Avengers. It was a good story. The suspense kept building and building. AND they finally revealed what happened to (spoiler) after the Incredible Hulk. Really happy with this movie.
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silvrnightingale · 6 months ago
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They aren't wrong
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silvrnightingale · 6 months ago
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Bestie, if your landlord is kicking you out only for speaking out about them, that's a breach of contract and you need to get a lawyer.
I am so happy I live in a western democracy, if I speak out about my boss I have to find a new job if I speak out about my landlord I have to find a new home if I speak out online I will be muted or banned I can buy 40 brands of breakfast cereal all owned by three different companies if I protest in the street I will be arrested this is the best
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silvrnightingale · 6 months ago
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The seven stages of grief: Denial Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance Revenge Regret
i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me
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silvrnightingale · 6 months ago
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He ✨FROLIC✨
He is actually a deer
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silvrnightingale · 7 months ago
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silvrnightingale · 7 months ago
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Tubbo used to be a gymnast/trampolinist/something like that. Such training would provide pretty good reflexes. My money is on Tubbo.
TUBBO VS SAPNAP IN CRETAOR CLASH WHATTT (vid)
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silvrnightingale · 7 months ago
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Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
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